La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI started this discussion 1 year ago#123,510
…weird shit like this keeps happening in the world.
I was never once a believer of Revelations, but the more weird shit occurs in sequence throughout the course of the past year and now, the more I become a believer.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,345,196
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I get a chuckle out of the groups that hard-line-literal believe that, and say that they are (or hope to be) in that small group. The early church should have told John to put his fanfic in the trash because it's caused more problems than helped clarify.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,345,199
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Mormons are serious about Revelations. When they come knocking on my door I remind them that Heaven is off limits, because currently there are 7,255,394 Living members worldwide.
Add that to all the now dead Mormons and by getting me to join they reduce their chances of getting in. Also since the Mormon religion is spanking brand new compared to the other branches of Christianity...Just seems near impossible to get into Heaven.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,345,351
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The 144,000 virgin descendants of the 12 (not 14) tribes of israel? In revelation they don't exactly go straight to heaven, they are hired by God to power up the Jesus mecha suit. God pauses the simulation and sends an angel to get those little stinkers and stamp "property of YHWH" on their foreheads, then when he unpauses his game, the lamb shows up on the hill and starts shooting lasers and swords grow out of his mouth and all. They're a sacrificial offering "purchased" from the Jews, and all of them are named as Jews who converted to Christianity, but too late.
> Mormons are serious about Revelations. When they come knocking on my door I remind them that Heaven is off limits, because currently there are 7,255,394 Living members worldwide. > Add that to all the now dead Mormons and by getting me to join they reduce their chances of getting in. Also since the Mormon religion is spanking brand new compared to the other branches of Christianity...Just seems near impossible to get into Heaven.
Mormons don’t take that verse literally, the Jehovah Witnesses do. Those are the ones whose prophet said the world was going to end like five times and it never did yet they still dress up in suits and knock doors every Sunday
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,345,422
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I agree. Mormons and Jehovah Witness get weird in person at my door when I bring up the limit of 144,000. Looked up Witnesses and
"Jehovah's Witnesses believe that a "little flock" of 144,000 selected humans go to heaven, but that God will resurrect the majority (the "other sheep") to a cleansed earth after Armageddon."
I ask them to point out where in the bible that gives them some other place to go after death and they of course can find nothing.