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Topic: Went on the carnivore diet

Daddy Logballs started this discussion 1 year ago #123,496

I have been on it for a week now. The first 5 days I suffered with explosive diarrhea and now I haven't shit for 2 days and it feels like I have a bowling pin lodged in my colon. I'm officially off that stupid diet! I hope I can shit soon.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,345,091

Carnivore diet is for retards.

One cheek chair fart joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,114

I tried the monk ale fasting diet and my experience was similar.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,115

I once went on the "Only Eat Pickled Pigs' Feet" diet. I died.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,195

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 56 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,219

Beef jerky, pork scratching, salami innit.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,243

I'm on the all new Squirt Diet. You only eat foods that give you constant, massive diarrhea. You lose weight really quickly.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,245

One of my relatives tried it and he got gout after a month. It still bothers him periodically

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,246

I would put a fad diets unit in the text Developing Good Judgement for a critical thinking program

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,286

I'm on the die diet. I'll lose weight when I'm dead!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,287

@1,345,245 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'll never advise this diet to anyone. I felt like I had all kinds of inflammation in my guts! Everything is just now starting to come back to normal.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,292

@previous (A)
Odd, I've noticed the exact opposite, more meat and animal products=less inflammation. A lot of soluble fibre with it is important as well though.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,294

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I don't eat much refined sugar in the first place and all of mine was coming in thru carbs I think when I cut out things like my fruit in the mornings and beans at night it fucked my gut up. Also the grease from the meat might have been the culprit too. Sugar has a huge effect on inflammation. Maybe you was eating to much of it and cutting it out totally might have worked for you?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,557

@1,345,195 (E)
Fire + meat = best

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,580

@1,345,294 (A)
Beans are high in FODMAPS so I avoid them, they are bad for me.
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