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Topic: wine trivia

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #123,491

Here's a wine trivia I just read:
Almost allofthewine consumed in the UK is imported, with the top five countries of origin being France, Italy, Spain, Australia and New Zealand.

boof (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,345,036

There is an organization called European Federation of Origin Wines. Their site tells us:
The common organisation of the wine market – Regulation (EC) n°479/2008 (see more) which has been integrated into the Single CMO (Reg. (EC) n°1234/2009) – is one of the largest and most complex common market organisations (CMO) in the common agricultural policy (CAP).

The wine CMO divides wine into two main categories:

Table wines
Quality origin wines: Protected Designations of Origin (PDOs) and Protected Geographical Indications (PGIs)

very compelling: winemaking from imported grape is prohibited, as is mixing wine from non-EU countries with community wine

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,037

Wine produced in England is, well, let's say, not the world's finest.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,047

@previous (B)
“Would you like some Merlot? I made it in the toilet.”

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,093

@1,345,037 (B)
You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if I blindfolded you, ponce.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,094

@previous (D)
Of course I would.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,095

@previous (B)
No, you would not. Think about the Judgment of Paris in the '70s. Wine tasters fall apart when they're blindfolded.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,096

@previous (D)
Yes, I would.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,106

@previous (B)
You would not. Besides, no serious connoisseur of wines actually likes French wine. They just pretend to so they can sound cultured while swirling their overpriced poncey shite and mumbling about "hints of oak" and "delicate terroir". A good English wine doesn't need all that pretentious nonsense.

I'd love to see you confidently pick out a £5 supermarket Bordeaux and swear it's some rare vintage. You piece of shit.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,108

@previous (D)
Wrong.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,110

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,124

@1,345,108 (B)
English wine is simply superior.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,345,126

@previous (D)
lol
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