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Topic: You know you're Asian if (Weird/crazy family edition)

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #123,396

-You used a baby bottle to drink milk as a preschooler/kindergartener
-your relatives speak to you in baby talk despite the fact that you're no longer a kid (including teenagers and adults)
-your relatives have an obsession with your private body parts and bodily functions when you were a young child
-your relatives love to gamble
-the average family gathering is about 10X louder than an outdoor concert
-you drank milk out of a baby bottle during family gatherings as a toddler/young child
-you are on your phone during family gatherings if you are alone or don't fit in with anyone else
-Only Asian food is served at family gatherings (except during Thanksgiving and maybe Christmas)
-You eat Asian food on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Eve/Day

+ MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,344,397

I fed a baby pesto.

PootMaster69™ Turbo !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,344,464

@OPenis
What if I spout autistic jucheboo word salad textwalls on an obscure backwater internet fora whilst posting pictures of myself squinting?
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