Topic: I keep getting fucked! Or: Why is my karma so shitty?
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk started this discussion 15 years ago #12,335
Two flat tires on my bicycle in a week? No big deal, buy solid tubes to ensure flats wont stop me for long. Get bike stolen and have to take the bus to work? No big deal, I just started getting 11 hour days at work, I can afford a car/bike/any vehicle soon. Show up to work and the morning dishwasher(who's shifts I was taking over) is here working.
I got $20 just for coming in all the way from the county, but fuck man, I can only have so much patience in life.
I got $20 just for coming in all the way from the county, but fuck man, I can only have so much patience in life.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #221,888
Maybe you should smoke a J, take a nap, and wait for tommorow's fan/shit combo to resume c:
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,928
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,931
Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,933
FML
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,935
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,938
@previous (A)Nigga, you ain't tried a real bowl yet. Pic related, this shit will be getting me as high as a kite later today.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,941
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,943
I used to be all depressed and shit, but then I made a life plan. Would you like to hear it?
Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,944
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,947
@previous (Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw)
OK, so I'm 20 years old now and am getting into a lucrative career. For the next 10 +/- 5 years I work my ass off, and save around 300k.
Then, for the 10 - 5 (depending on how long I took in the previous stage) years I use my savings to go and explore the world.
Then, on my 40th birthday, I kill myself.
OK, so I'm 20 years old now and am getting into a lucrative career. For the next 10 +/- 5 years I work my ass off, and save around 300k.
Then, for the 10 - 5 (depending on how long I took in the previous stage) years I use my savings to go and explore the world.
Then, on my 40th birthday, I kill myself.
Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,949
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,950
Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,955
@previous (E)
Then why not wait until you get to a point where you are really bad-off physically and at least enjoy life as much as possible?
Then why not wait until you get to a point where you are really bad-off physically and at least enjoy life as much as possible?
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,956
@previous (Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw)
That sounds very unappealing. I think I'd like to die at my pique. And the next ten years is about enjoying life as much as possible for ten years.
That sounds very unappealing. I think I'd like to die at my pique. And the next ten years is about enjoying life as much as possible for ten years.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,960
@221,947 (E)
Fuck that is a very sound plan. I have made a promise to myself to end it if I ever feel my mind start to slip but I have revised the suicide idea to just ingesting a riciulously large amount of psychedelics so that I stay permanently fucked up until I die.
Fuck that is a very sound plan. I have made a promise to myself to end it if I ever feel my mind start to slip but I have revised the suicide idea to just ingesting a riciulously large amount of psychedelics so that I stay permanently fucked up until I die.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,965
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I know a guy who tried that! He's convinced that he's an ice cream cone and gets very anxious in crowds in case anybody tips him over and spills his ice cream.
I know a guy who tried that! He's convinced that he's an ice cream cone and gets very anxious in crowds in case anybody tips him over and spills his ice cream.
Timbuktu !NYztUZfffw replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,966
@221,960 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
When I am ready to die, I am going to buy a very expensive bottle of Bordeaux and drink it all, then hang glide nude over a city and piss all over everything until I crash.
When I am ready to die, I am going to buy a very expensive bottle of Bordeaux and drink it all, then hang glide nude over a city and piss all over everything until I crash.
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Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,968
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,980
@221,965 (E)
> I know a guy who tried that! He's convinced that he's an ice cream cone and gets very anxious in crowds in case anybody tips him over and spills his ice cream.
The version I heard was a guy who was convinced he was a glass of orange juice instead of an ice cream cone.
> I know a guy who tried that! He's convinced that he's an ice cream cone and gets very anxious in crowds in case anybody tips him over and spills his ice cream.
The version I heard was a guy who was convinced he was a glass of orange juice instead of an ice cream cone.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #221,982
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No but this guy is the real deal though. He stuffed a bunch of LSD tabs up his shirt when he was running from the police and it leaked into him and he's going to be in psychosis for like 50 years or something.
Also I knew this guy called Danny No-Fingers when I was in school and he took something and became convinced that a Mars Bar was chasing him and would kill him if it caught him.
No but this guy is the real deal though. He stuffed a bunch of LSD tabs up his shirt when he was running from the police and it leaked into him and he's going to be in psychosis for like 50 years or something.
Also I knew this guy called Danny No-Fingers when I was in school and he took something and became convinced that a Mars Bar was chasing him and would kill him if it caught him.