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Topic: my parents are the absolute worst

Meta started this discussion 1 year ago #123,237

My real name is PRINCE. yeah, the prince. as in the purple guy. I mean, I know some of you might be thinking 'oh no, that's so cool!' but trust me, it's not.
I've had to deal with idiots my whole life calling me prince (like, even my parents did it in front of me when I was a kid) and it's just been a constant reminder of how clueless my parents were. like, who names their kid prince? do they think I'm gonna grow up and start selling records or something? I'm just a dude from suburban Salisbury, not a rockstar.
anyways, I’ve always used Meta on MiniChan. On 4chan everybody made fun of me for being called prince. I'm glad I don't have to deal with people calling me prince anymore. it's been a weight off my shoulders. does anyone else have a stupid name that their parents gave them? feel me?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,343,291

I fed a baby roast suckling pig.

Meta (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,292

@previous (B)
you are a roast suckling pig faggot

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,293

@previous (Meta)
You are a baby.

Meta (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,294

@previous (B)
you’re the one who’s crying. i dont care at all. thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,295

@previous (Meta)
You're a tiptoucher.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,402

The first prince I knew was a local pastor's black labratory retreiver

The Doctor from Lewisham joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,408

Hey Dave you madd?

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The Doctor double-posted this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,343,416

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