Topic: Banana factory wants me to wear exo skeleton thing
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #123,070
It seems that it's a weird ass thing you gotta strap on yourself, and then in a certain movement it helps but all of the other times, it's just hindering mobility, that's what everyone says. Dis suks dik
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,342,050
Can those things slip on a banana peel?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,051
@previous (B)
Without a doubt, but it was either tomorrow or next week that I find out, can't remember
Without a doubt, but it was either tomorrow or next week that I find out, can't remember
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,052
I honestly hope management knows what it's doing, it's looking like two very bad investment in a row
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,056
Carts, dollies, and 2-person lift were created for a reason. This sounds stupid.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,058
If you wear the Ridley Scott Alien exo-skeleton and it slips on a banana peel, be sure to play Yakety Sax and film it for us!
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boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,064
is the electric battery for it proprietary such that when the exo company goes tits up, you got a bricked hunk of shit
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,068
@previous (boof)
Most likely, I really don't see what they be doing there. They are either too fed up by back pain complaints or they actually think this is going to make us faster
Most likely, I really don't see what they be doing there. They are either too fed up by back pain complaints or they actually think this is going to make us faster
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,083
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,093
@previous (E)
Oh but the orange factory has it's own problems. Oranges can make the floor quite wet you see.
Oh but the orange factory has it's own problems. Oranges can make the floor quite wet you see.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,096
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,118
Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,122
@OPenis
If it only hinders mobility while you're not doing the work that your employer has hired you to do, what's the problem?
If it only hinders mobility while you're not doing the work that your employer has hired you to do, what's the problem?