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Topic: Man spared jail for farting aggressively at police and saying ‘how do you like that?’

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #122,925

Cops clearly don't like banter

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/23/stuart-cook-spared-jail-for-aggressive-fart-at-police-in-aberdeen-10790287/

HotWingsFoilWrapperOnSidewalk joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,340,704

Bonus points for using 'whiff' in a fart article.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 33 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,706

@previous (HotWingsFoilWrapperOnSidewalk)

Standard tabloid speak. Another favourite I have is "boffin", which is a word only the Sun, Star, and Mirror seem to use.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,718

@previous (C)

> Standard tabloid speak. Another favourite I have is "boffin", which is a word only the Sun, Star, and Mirror seem to use.

I’m boffin up this bills. Fo shizzle I am!

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,733

@1,340,706 (C)

> Standard tabloid speak.

"Performed a sex act". Just say "blow job" for fuck's sake.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,734

And I haven't read the article in the OP but what's "aggressive" farting? And by implication what is passive farting?

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,746

keep on chuffin

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,747

In the US, that would be considered "assault". The cops would have shot him dead and been exonerated.

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,750

don't look black in anger

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,759

@1,340,734 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Aggressive farting is farting while the coppers searching you have a finger up your bum
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