Topic: huge disaster areas are opportunities for you to get your cock out
boof started this discussion 1 year ago #122,919
as soon as disaster hits, get your ass out there and wander as if in a daze, naked from the waist down
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,340,650
Put some dust in your hair first so the daze ruse is realistic, you don't want to be clean and wandering around with your cock out.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,662
Noted.
Limp Bizkit CD stuck in player joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,686
Working on my storm chaser van right now!
Summatron !06NY4sFIG. joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,693
Don't forget to carry a little doll and say in a dazed voice "she was the only survivor".
HotWingsFoilWrapperOnSidewalk joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,705
@previous (Summatron !06NY4sFIG.)
That's so sad the reporter might even give you a hug on air.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,757
don't make the mistake of already having your head professionally bandaged before anyone has even found you
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