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Topic: We need another crusade

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #122,893

Now I know the last 8 didn’t go so well, but I think what the Catholic Church needs, is we need another 9th crusade that’s so good and so justified it blows the last 8 out of the water. All we need to convince the world that the crusades were justified is to have a 9th crusade that’s at least 8 times as justified as the last crusades were unjustified. Then everyone will have to admit that the crusades were lit.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,340,402

We should call it crusade X because VII VIII IX

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,403

But for real though, I know that atheism is getting real popular with doomers who think they’re high IQ because they saw a YouTube video with Richard Dawkins or Sam Harris in it even though they’ve never actually studied science in their lives at a university level or anything. But if God isn’t real, there will be no afterlife anyway, so being a theist won’t make that experience any different. Although, if by some chance God does exist, the only way that I believe I may be forgiven for my sins is to die as a martyr for the faith. We need a holy cause to die for!

(This is sarcasm I’m not a terrorist.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,417

All catholics should die in a dick fire

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,425

@previous (B)
When we die, we will be cast off to Heaven as martyrs. So what if we die? A man who fears death is not a true believer!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,426

Anyways guys, check out my playlist of the best crucifixions. Don’t doubt your Jesus vibes, you know it’s true.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLymRqLKTszwOBo6HC61-IpTqYxKD20ha8

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,430

The world’s most socially progressive Catholic Church community:

https://youtu.be/6wRZ-5wpFgw

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,438

Here we go again, more god nonsense and violence. What a loving character this god fellow. My only regret is that I won't live long enough for humans to transcend this silliness.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,443

@previous (C)
Most optimistic Protestant atheist be like 👆

Anonymous D double-posted this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,452

Deus Vult! ⚔️

Mora the Clitora !6iJ7MLY5eQ joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,340,488

We need a Mormon crusade.
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