Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#122,771
So, I’ll point out, that this is not the only stuff I listen to. I also listen to other things.
Okay so first off, one time, during the pandemic, I was bored. When I’m bored, sometimes I search random shit on my phone. Like "everyone in France is a cow and should die" or something. Just out of pure border. This one time, I just randomly decided to search "Chinese crossdresser" on YouTube… or maybe it was "Japanese crossdresser" I don’t really remember. And basically, one way or another, I came across some short YouTube video of some Taiwanese guy dressed in black sitting at a cafe with long hair wearing a skirt. Now, I’m not gay, I’m not into men, I’m into women. But that guy was kinda hot. And it’s not because he’s a dude, it’s because he looks like a girl, which means I am attracted to the fact that he looks like a girl, not to the fact that he’s a dude, which inherently isn’t gay. So then, basically, the problem was this video was too short, it was only a few seconds long, but I wanted to look at this dude for a bit longer because he’s a nice looking dude to look at. So basically: I don’t speak Mandarin Chinese, but I figured out a way to search for the song, I’ve got no fucking clue how I managed to successfully do it. And it turns out, it was from a gay Taiwanese drama’s theme song. So then I found that song, and it turns out at the one minute 36 second mark, there’s that long hair guy with the nice legs for a few seconds. So then I memorized the name of the song just so I could look at that dude. I don’t even like the song, the shits wack, I just wanna look at that dude.
So, as a straight man who is secure in my masculinity, I need to know, what is the gayest song you unironically listen to that you wouldn’t tell anybody else IRL? Because I’m gonna be honest, that is not the worst one.