Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#122,740
Sometimes as a dude I feel jealous of the fact that women can get away with publicly showing weakness without getting immediately attacked for it. I feel like I’m not a naturally cruel or aggressive person, but sometimes I feel like I might have to kill the entire world in order to have space to be myself. And the thing is, if I have to do it, I’ll do it, I don’t want to do it, I’d rather not have to do it, but I really feel like the only way to actually exist in this world is to gain as much power as humanly possible and get rid of everybody who stands in your way. And I feel like I have to plan for that really aggressively because it’s a race and it’s you vs everybody else on Earth.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#1,339,163
Why couldn’t God have just put me in an alternate universe where everyone else on Earth is just a genetic clone of me? I’d have a great time. We’d be having cookouts making BBQ ribs or whatever. It’d be a great time. The existence of other people is the worst thing ever.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,339,165
Also… I hate that I have to say this. It shouldn’t have to be said. I feel like we aren’t allowed to say this in this country anymore. Pineapple on pizza is fucking amazing and anyone who disagrees is a heathen and is unamerican.
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,339,167
@previous (A)
Now okay, even though I said pineapple on pizza is amazing, I’m not a "do anything you want" free for all laissez-faire pizza libertarian. No. I have limits. If you put HOT SAUCE on PIZZA you are DISGUSTING. And I do not normally advocate for the death penalty, I am generally against it for murder, but for HOT SAUCE on PIZZA that’s WORSE THAN MURDER and I think using the DEATH PENALTY in this case is JUSTIFIED.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,339,169
Really, after everything Hawaii has been through, I’m not Hawaiian, but these people have been through colonialism, American annexation, Pearl Harbor, volcanic eruptions, a town just burned to the ground out of nowhere and nobody knows why so people on the internet thought it was Chinese death lasers from space or something. Somebody’s gotta stand up for these peoples pizza. Somebody’s gotta do it.