Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago#122,682
Totally not gay, but I kinda feel like if you’re only gonna live once as a man, you should shave your legs and ass hair, wear makeup, dress up like a woman, and get fucked in the ass by another man doing the same thing at least once in your life. If you do it twice, that makes you gay. If you do it once, that’s just how it be. God gave us one life and God forgives sin. To a point. The limit is you can do it once. Otherwise you go to Hell forever. So you must choose wisely.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#1,338,541
You see, the reason why this is okay is because original sin in the Bible is actually not the correct interpretation. You see, Adam and Eve were Adam and Eve, but you’re not Adam, and you’re not Eve. You are your own person. So you were born perfect without sin. But the problem is that you can’t receive entrance into Heaven unless Jesus forgives you for your sins. But he can’t do that if you’ve never done anything wrong to be forgiven for. So in order to get to Heaven, you need to be gay exactly one time. That’s enough for God to forgive you. Any more than that, and you’re pushing it. Any less, and it’s disrespectful to God because God is the only perfect being in the universe, and out of respect, you should let Him keep that position by assuming the position and letting another man slide deep inside you.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,338,542
See look, Elon Musk is a billionaire and Jesus Christ said that the chances of a billionaire entering heaven are higher than the probability a needle will fit inside a Camels asshole and look what his response was when a reporter asked him how often he gets his ass blown out by Jeff Bezos