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Minichan

Topic: To all the ladies on minichan

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #122,675

My cock is as hard as it is for a group of dancing Israelis to stop dancing in New York on 9/11.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #1,338,497

My cock is as hard as it is for jet fuel to melt steel beams.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 46 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,498

The second one flows better

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,503

My cock is as hard as it is for watching your mom on onlyfans

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,507

@previous (C)
My cock is hard for your ass.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,508

@1,338,503 (C)
People act like they don’t understand that I like booty. Now listen here. I like you, and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours. Stand up, turn around, and don’t even wipe.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 47 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,509

@1,338,507 (A)
Like, the poop inside?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 51 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,510

@previous (D)
I like chocolate.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,511

https://youtu.be/a5vF98BwdKU

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,513

@1,338,508 (A)
What did you say to me you little bitch? I'll smack that horny look off your face. I will have you know I was valedictorian in ass fucking school. I can shove my cock so far up your ass, and tie your intestines in a knot. Don't test me, or once I'm done coming in your ass, you'll be coughing up mucus cum for 6 months, and you will be walking bowlegged for the rest of your life. Now chill the fuck out and let's keep it at a fun level.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,514

@previous (C)
Oh yeah baby fuck me in my asshole like I’m a girl

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 34 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,515

OP is gay and has micropenis
XDDDDD

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,516

@previous (E)
Cum in my mouth

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 24 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,517

For the record, this is just jokes

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,520

@previous (A)

> For the record, this is not a joke

We figured that

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,586

@1,338,498 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Neither flows as well as "I'm @OPenis and I'm a stupid fucktard; please rape my face". Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,634

@1,338,517 (A)

> For the record, this is just jokes
I never joke about my chowder.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,637

To all the fish in the desert...
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