Topic: my new invention: toilet that doesn't amplify your shitfarts

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #122,668

Seriously, as presently designed, the bowl tells the whole area that you are taking a shit.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,338,445

Doesn't Japan or some place like that have public crappers that drown out the sound of taking a shit with ocean noises or something? Think I read it somewhere.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,446

I'd settle for a culture that normalizes bidets instead of just using paper to smear shit all over your arse.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,447

@1,338,445 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Yes or it's the sound of a flushing toilet or music

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,694

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
これは「オトヒメ」だ。

♪ 私は部屋です。 ♪
♪ トイレに居るから気持ちいい。 ♪

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,696

@previous (E)

> これは「オトヒミ」だ。

太陽が照りつけると、日本人のペニスがお尻を出して戦利品の写真を撮る、ナッツを揚げて干し、戦利品にレーズングラザンのように干してハジンの兄弟とフラットジョックがジョックストラップをスナップする、彼のディックラッパーを手に入れていないのは政府の猫をファックするからです

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,698

@previous (F)
チンポコモンは大好きか？

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,700

@previous (E)
私のペニスへの愛は自分自身への愛よりも大きいですが、ペニスは私が自分自身に望むことができるよりも高く上昇しています。

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,702

@previous (F)
この日本語はメチャクチャ。

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,704

@previous (E)
これが汚いと思うなら、私のトイレを見るべきです。

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,705

@previous (F)
狸の金玉は風に膨れてぶらぶら。

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,706

https://youtu.be/bLbiUqIu8WE

日本にはアメリカのような高級倉庫店が必要です。そうすれば、おそらく私たちの子供たちは核宇宙レーザーを構築し、北朝鮮を倒すことができるでしょう。

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,737

well well well. it appears my shitfarts thread is very popular.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,739

@previous (boof)
For the record I’m the black dude.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,740

@1,339,737 (boof)
Is shitfarts pronounced as one word?

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,339,743

pronounced sharday

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