Topic: How can I get a Chinese wife?
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #122,547
The US is falling apart in every way, but my TikTok feed is full of futuristic cities, bullet trains across China. There are modern apartments for $300.
Are you eligible to move there for life once you tie the knot? I prefer the bachelor life, so what's the minimum time before you can get divorced and stay there?
Are you eligible to move there for life once you tie the knot? I prefer the bachelor life, so what's the minimum time before you can get divorced and stay there?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,337,531
No. In China, even if you marry a Chinese citizen, you have to go on a family visa and get it renewed regularly. You also cannot work while on it. It's no problem, and you can renew it easily, but it's not permanent. If you get divorced, you can't remain on the family visa. You would have to switch to a tourist or work visa to stay.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,532
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,533
@previous (A)
China does not allow foreigners to become permanent residents or citizens unless they do something notable for China. There are a few, but not many.
China does not allow foreigners to become permanent residents or citizens unless they do something notable for China. There are a few, but not many.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,534
Cato joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,535
@OP
> The US is falling apart in every way, but my TikTok feed is full of futuristic cities, bullet trains across China. There are modern apartments for $300.
>
> Are you eligible to move there for life once you tie the knot? I prefer the bachelor life, so what's the minimum time before you can get divorced and stay there?
I presume you are joking. If not, look at Serpentza's videos.
> The US is falling apart in every way, but my TikTok feed is full of futuristic cities, bullet trains across China. There are modern apartments for $300.
>
> Are you eligible to move there for life once you tie the knot? I prefer the bachelor life, so what's the minimum time before you can get divorced and stay there?
I presume you are joking. If not, look at Serpentza's videos.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,548
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,558
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,573
Don't forget to find someone from the correct city, as you're not allowed to move.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,576
@previous (G)
Chinese people and foreigners move all the time. The hukou system is ancient and not enforced today for the most part.
Chinese people and foreigners move all the time. The hukou system is ancient and not enforced today for the most part.
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,577
@previous (B)
That is a lie. You require special permissions and you are not allowed to register for services in another region.
That is a lie. You require special permissions and you are not allowed to register for services in another region.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,578
Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago, 54 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,579
@1,337,577 (G)
An exception is farmers and rural people wanting to move to the big cities like Beijing. In those cases, it is more of a problem that can be overcome with bribes or knowing the right people.
An exception is farmers and rural people wanting to move to the big cities like Beijing. In those cases, it is more of a problem that can be overcome with bribes or knowing the right people.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,590
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,592
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
A lot more than half the country. Matt is also telling lies when he says it's just farmers.
A lot more than half the country. Matt is also telling lies when he says it's just farmers.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,594
@1,337,533 (B)
> China does not allow foreigners to become permanent residents or citizens
Is this why they kicked your ass out?
> unless they do something notable for China.
Did you do anything notable other than write sexual stories about your students, and being a member of the Falun Gong Fattfucks Club?
> China does not allow foreigners to become permanent residents or citizens
Is this why they kicked your ass out?
> unless they do something notable for China.
Did you do anything notable other than write sexual stories about your students, and being a member of the Falun Gong Fattfucks Club?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,595
Harold !qZFKl2dobU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,707
Study for 20 years to get a 4 year degree and then "teach English" and get a gummy horse smile wifeAnonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,724
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,725
Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,727
Bertha !/sbZ2LwRic replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,738
You come China and be my huband and you can rive here forever! My famiry rike hard work man. Ever day I give you browjob. Yes, browjob. Me rove you rong time!Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,742
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,744
Marry someone who is Chinese I presume
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,752
@previous (M)> Marry someone who is Chinese I presume
Not IF born in China because she will be filled with sewage from reclaimed sewage oil.
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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,754
Anonymous N replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,755
@previous (B)
Facts R Facts.
Cannot be disputed. China was/is, the ideal location for anyone with a feces fetish.
Facts R Facts.
Cannot be disputed. China was/is, the ideal location for anyone with a feces fetish.
Anonymous M replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,756
Anonymous N replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,757
Anonymous M replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,758
Anonymous N replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,759
@previous (M)
You're free to nit pick the facts.
Also no one has mentioned the rent a Chinese wife for a Funeral in USA.
Anon B did exactly that.
You're free to nit pick the facts.
Also no one has mentioned the rent a Chinese wife for a Funeral in USA.
Anon B did exactly that.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,760
Anonymous N replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,761
@previous (O)> He's since edited the obituary and written her out of it.
Thank you Thank You Thank You for the Laffs. To find the published Obit I had to hit TC search and found it in under 3secs. Now bookmarked.
Her initials are Y X
By the way just HOW would someone have the powers to edit a Funeral Homes Obit.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,921
Xinnie the Pooh invades Taiwan.
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,924
@1,337,761 (N)
I found it on Google search, and it hasn't been altered. Probably because it was a newspaper clipping.
I found it on Google search, and it hasn't been altered. Probably because it was a newspaper clipping.