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Topic: Should I go gay for pay?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #122,486

A rich, older gay man offered me $25,000 to suck his cock. Should I?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,336,920

@OPenis
Sup Ninjj.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,926

@previous (B)
sup

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,927

You can afford plenty of mouthwash with that kind of money. Now stick that 25k dick down your cum filled throat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,928

@previous (C)
I am considering it. That's a lot of money. What I'm worried about is that after, he'll offer me some ungodly sum to let him fuck me in the ass, and I won't be able to say no because of the amount.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,930

@previous (A)
Just bring a tube of Preparation H along with the mouthwash. And take the money dick right up your faggot shitpipe.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,940

@1,336,928 (A)

Do it for free. Problem solved.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,941

@previous (D)
no way. I'm straight

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,942

Fuck it. I just did it. I sucked his cock. It was fucking disgusting, but I did it. I have a check in my hands for $25,000.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,945

@previous (A)
Check is gonna bounce. Should've gotten it in Bitcoin.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,947

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah. He's wealthy. He just called and offered me a million dollars to fuck me in the ass and cum, inside of me. Fuck. That's a lot of money.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,949

@previous (A)
There isn't enough badly written inplausible gay erotica here. Thanks for remedying that.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,950

Matt being drunk and gay

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,971

I would consider paying that much to guarantee never having to suck a fucking cock

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,046

Well, I decided to do it. A million dollars? Shit. I will never have to work again. It's life changing money. I just told him he has to use lube, and he has to show me the results of his HIV and STD test first. We're on for tonight. All I have to do is take it in the ass from him until he cuts in me, and then I'm rich. It's gong to be horrible, but one small moment of pain for a lifetime of gain is worth it. Anything I should know or be ready for? I've never done anything like this before.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,047

Fifty years old, OP. Fifty. Years. Old.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,050

@previous (H)
28

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,054

@1,336,950 (F)
@1,337,047 (H)
You seem obsessed.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,072

@1,337,046 (A)

You'll like it and do it again for free

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,153

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,186

@previous (boof)
I'm thinking 'your heart' isn't the end game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am_StPLthVc

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,195

I did it. God help me, I did it. He fucked me in the ass. It hurt so bad. The whole time, he was kissing me and rubbing me with his gross old man's body, and it took him over an HOUR to cum. When he finally did, I could feel the hot blast in my ass. IT was horrifying and disgusting. Yeah, I got the $1 million, but I'm traumatized. I think I'm psychologically damaged for life. Shit. There's more bad news, but I can't deal with it now. I'll tell you later.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,214

@previous (A)

> I did it. God help me, I did it. He fucked me in the ass. It hurt so bad. The whole time, he was kissing me and rubbing me with his gross old man's body, and it took him over an HOUR to cum. When he finally did, I could feel the hot blast in my ass. IT was horrifying and disgusting. Yeah, I got the $1 million, but I'm traumatized. I think I'm psychologically damaged for life. Shit. There's more bad news, but I can't deal with it now. I'll tell you later.

Fifty. Years. Old.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,215

@previous (H)
I'm 28.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,248

@previous (A)

Nice. Invest in Dogecoin, all in (like your ass)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,265

So here's the bad news. Now all the old guy's friends want to fuck me for money. They are EACH offering a million dollars, and there are twelve of them. Fuck. I would be wealthy, but I would have to take 12 old men in the ass! What should I do?

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,275

Matt had a lonely New Year's Eve.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,440

@previous (H)

> Matt had a lonely New Year's Eve.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,442

@1,337,275 (H)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 22 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,554

I've decided to do it. One disgusting orgy with a bunch of old men, and I will have $12 million more. Then I can retire at 28 and never do this gay for pay shit again!

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,555

JOHN DICK

back on the horse

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,598

@1,337,440 (F)

> > Matt had a lonely New Year's Eve.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 33 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,601

@1,337,554 (A)
Be choosey. Remember - you're the catch.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,652

It took 4 days for a "straight guy" to go from considering sucking a dick for 25k, to go to 12mill to get fucked by 12 guys? Too bad that's not how reality works

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,675

Something new came up. I did not do the 12 man orgy. Instead, the first old man invited me to Bohemian Grove for a meeting of the world’s wealthy. He said that, if I let them do a ritual on me then have a big gay orgy with all of them, they will give me one BILLION dollars!! I am going!!

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Anonymous M replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,745

@previous (A)
*Dr evil pose*

Rich Oldman !fvna3QzWVM replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,763

Hello, Rich Oldman here. I'm one of the patrons of OP; he introduced me to the board as we were engaged in human lasagne. It's nice to meet you all! And of course, if anybody would like to engage in poorly described homosexual intercourse, simply shoot me a message.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,765

@1,337,652 (M)

> It took 4 days for a "straight guy" to go from considering sucking a dick for 25k, to go to 12mill to get fucked by 12 guys? Too bad that's not how reality works

Matt has always had issues with pacing his drunken ramblings. He went from an Ohio-based Egyptologist in Norilsk to working for the FSB in less than a week. And 'Dana' met her demise almost as soon as she appeared.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,830

The Bohemian Grove meeting is tomorrow night! One billion dollars to have an orgy with a bunch of gay old rich white men! I can't wait!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,073

Dear God, help me! I went to Bohemian Grove with the understanding that I would be paid a billion dollars to let a large group of old white millionaires and billionaires gangbang me. I did it. It was horrible. A mass of pasty, wrinkled old men fuming me in every hole. You would know the names of many of them if I said them. Afterwards, they tied me up and said they were going to sacrifice me to the devil!! They did ritual, and a real demon appeared. He was going to rape me then take my soul to hell, but I used some of the fore coming from his cock to burn the ropes and escape! Now I'm hiding in the forest with an entire posse of gay, rich, old, white, naked men chasing me! Help!

God replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,089

@previous (A)

> Dear God, help me!

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