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Topic: Ever notice how some people never clean their fucking ears?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,246

Ever notice people walking around with ears full of wax? How fucking gross. The worst one is when you hand someone your phone and get it back to find the screen covered in their gross, sticky, ear wax. Why are people so god damn fucking lazy? Urgh.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #220,632

Image went missing> getting earwax on your phone

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #220,633

It's not like earwax is erupting from their ear onto your phone.
It's probably mostly sweat anyway.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,635

face it, humans are as gross and disgusting an animal as you can get when you really thing about it. What other animal literally leaks from every pore on their bodies?

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,636

@previous (D)

Ever have to clean a pug's wrinkles?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,638

@previous (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Every have to clean your granfather's?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,640

@220,633 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
It's not fucking sweat.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,641

@220,638 (D)

I never knew either of my grandfathers.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA double-posted this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,642

@220,640 (A)

Did you taste it?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,643

@220,641 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Would you want to clean anyone's grandfather's wrinkles? Remember, they don't just stop at the neck.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,644

@220,636 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
@220,638 (D)
ever have to clean your manchild's?

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,645

@220,643 (D)

I have the weirdest boner right now...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,646

@220,642 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Sweat and ear wax are entirely different liquids.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,648

@previous (A)

Yeah but could you tell them apart on the surface of your phone?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,649

@OP

the reason people are getting off topic in your thread is because they haven't touched their ears in months themselves.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,650

@220,648 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Yes. The consistency is way different.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,651

@previous (A)
Was there globs of wax on your phone?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,652

@previous (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Why are you interrogating me?

@220,649 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
What more can you expect from a bunch of basement dwelling shut in chantards?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,653

Sup to4str?

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,654

@220,652 (A)
Because I have nothing better to do :(

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,655

I don't too often myself :( feels bad man

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,658

@previous (H)
Go buy some Q-tips you lazy shit.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,671

You're right, they need to paint their brake calipers!

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,678

@220,658 (A)
You sound like my wife :/ but I'm going to be single soon and i need to start taking care of myself.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,770

@220,671 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)

I disagree. They clearly need to handicap their brother.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,772

That feel when hearing gets noticeably clearer after cleaning out the ears.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,783

I never understood why they make q-tips, and put on the box a big warning saying that you should not put q-tips in your ears.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,794

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Because they are cotton swabs. You should use a lavage to clean your ears and not cotton swabs.
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