Topic: Alpha as fuck.

!VoCaLoNunI started this discussion 15 years ago #12,234

Alright so today in Chemistry I saw this guy wearing one of the MLP shirts from Hot Topic. He was wearing hipster glasses, but they looked like he needed them (apparently he squinted or something i dunno) and I went up and asked him how he found the show.

He replied with "what show?"

The rest went down like this:
> the one on your shirt, dumbfuck
> oh that yeah I don't really like it it's just there because it's so ironic
> (take the glasses)
> (snap them between my fingers)
> alpha as fuck

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #220,427

You're a beta faggot. THIS is alpha as fuck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyYnyzL3tpI

!VoCaLoNunI (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #220,428

@previous (B)
what the fuck am i looking at

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,431

Sounds legit.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,449

Poor soul. Now he can't see. You bastard.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #220,450

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
inb4 you're the guy vocalon is talking about.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,475

I'm a hardcore fan of FiM, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Ponyville where I would often train with Rainbow Dash in the training center and help Apple Jack with the apple bucking, but one day as I was talking to Twilight Sparkle, we went to her library for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Princess Celestia and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for Equestria, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Princess Celestia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,477

@previous (F)
> she held my hand
Shouldn't that be hoof?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,481

@220,475 (F)
lolol

@OP
That's kind of lame of you. Did he actually misuse ironic like that, though?

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,482

@220,477 (G)
The person didn't say if they were a pony as well.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,487

@previous (H)
He wouldn't exactly fit in if he was human.

Also, how could Twilight hold his hand? She definitely has hooves.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,488

@previous (G)
It's a dream!

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #220,496

@previous (H)
I know, but that guy really needs to establish if his characters have hooves or not!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,509

@previous (G)
I wanna know how he plans to avoid the whole problem of quantum suicide, it can't be done, OP, try as you like -you'll never be a pony.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,516

@OP lol OP with your lack of exercise and muscle use you couldn't snap a fly in half let alone a pair of glasses, and you are also a shy aspie but I like your fantasy anyways.

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,788

I'm sorry, but breaking a guys glasses makes you a beta pussy. He is already a disadvantage in a fight because of his poor sight. I hope tost4r shines lazers in your eyes.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,797

@220,475 (F)
...I think you need some help.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,798

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
http://tinyurl.com/3m6re8b

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,801

@previous (H)
lol lemonparty

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,802

@previous (M)
Nope.jpg

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,814

@220,509 (I)

> you'll never be a pony

> mfw

!VoCaLoNunI (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,817

@220,475 (F)
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

!VoCaLoNunI (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,820

@220,481 (H)
yeah

I bought him some real glasses later though

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,825

@220,817 (!VoCaLoNunI)

I think I need to do it, man. Fuck this gay Earth.

!VoCaLoNunI (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,839

@previous (F)
Post back with results.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,852

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

But they don't have Internet in Equestria. They only have the Ponynet.

!VoCaLoNunI (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,860

@previous (F)
Bring a copy of it with you.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,863

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

But I won't be in my original body.

!VoCaLoNunI (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,865

@previous (F)
Swallow it with your soul.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,870

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

Ok.

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