Topic: Unfunny Jokes Thread
Green !!bO/s3MBcD started this discussion 5 months ago #122,258
Some unfunny jokes.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #1,335,618
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because your gay
because your gay
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) triple-posted this 5 months ago, 46 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,619
Why did Matt walk into a bar?
because thanks to the Sinclair method, he can control his drinking and limit himself to 2 bottles of wine
because thanks to the Sinclair method, he can control his drinking and limit himself to 2 bottles of wine
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) quadruple-posted this 5 months ago, 39 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,620
What do you call a Norse ant?
a tyrant
a tyrant
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,621
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 17 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,622
The Aristocrats!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,625
Where's Unfunny Joke Guy?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,626
You know the difference between 3 cocks and a joke?
Dave can't take a joke
Dave can't take a joke
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,631
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,632
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Meta had bought a bucket of boneless chicken from KFC and was walking back to his car
Because Meta had bought a bucket of boneless chicken from KFC and was walking back to his car
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,635
boof joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,643
So, a guy says to me, I haven't had a bite to eat all day, so I said, well that bites
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,669
BROFLMAYO
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,749
I saw a depressed gay donkey today. Man that ass was a real bummer.
boof replied with this 5 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,770
Say folks, have you seen the news on the news these days? What's that about. I mean, fuck
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,799
Airplane food! What's up with that?
Anonymous I replied with this 5 months ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,869
Once Green was out eating a plate of chips with his bros (no homo) and he noticed he'd run out of sauce so he said, "Oy m8, pass me the bronohomolmayo!"
boof replied with this 5 months ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,876
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!”
Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “Because I haven’t done my sister in the ass.”
The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!”
Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “Because I haven’t done my sister in the ass.”
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,893
How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?
one, but it has to cross the road first
one, but it has to cross the road first
Anonymous E replied with this 5 months ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,921
You know what the autistic boy got on his math test?
slobber
slobber
Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,946
So I asked the windmill what kind of music it's into and it said "I'm a big metal fan"
boof replied with this 5 months ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,961
A penguien gets his car fixed and the mechanic sees that his face is covered in ice cream. "It looks like you sucked off a seal," he says. "You know, like it blew its load on ya."
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,157
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them seem to work
Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,182
My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she has ever met.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,362
Unfunny Jokes? Russia in 2024.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,520
A Jewish person walks into a bar mitzvah
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 14 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,643
What do you call a rubbish bin?
a bucket
a bucket
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,648
Would anyone be interested in being my companion?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,296
I don't go to the gym. I go to the Jim. He hangs outside the library and sells steroids
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 23 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,493
What do you call a group of transgender Communists? minichan.net
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,494
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,338,495
@1,338,493 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
> What do you call a group of transgender Communists? minichan.net
My southern bits shall rise again.
> What do you call a group of transgender Communists? minichan.net
My southern bits shall rise again.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,341,760
Why did Sephiroth get annoyed when Cloud stole his drink?
Because it was his final Fanta, see?
Because it was his final Fanta, see?
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,251
What do you call bears without ears?
B (gotta stretch out the spoiler bar)
B (gotta stretch out the spoiler bar)
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,326
niggers
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,349,477
If there is a penguin is there also a pencilguin?
boof replied with this 3 months ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,349,550
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,349,563
The existence of a postman implies the existence of a preman.
Anonymous Q replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,349,590
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preman_(Indonesian_gangster)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preman_(Indonesian_gangster)
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 months ago, 44 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,349,610
@previous (Q)
That checks out. A postal service is the diametric opposite of organised crime.
That checks out. A postal service is the diametric opposite of organised crime.
(Edited 13 seconds later.)
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,576
Always take money from a nihilist loan shark you'll owe them nothing
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,124
If there is a chocolate is there a chocoearly?
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,130
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
A stick
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,134
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 days later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,539
@1,335,619 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
> Why did Matt walk into a bar?
> because thanks to the Sinclair method, he can control his drinking and limit himself to 2 bottles of wine
That’s interesting. I may have known of that method but I forgot it.
> Why did Matt walk into a bar?
> because thanks to the Sinclair method, he can control his drinking and limit himself to 2 bottles of wine
That’s interesting. I may have known of that method but I forgot it.
boof replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,585
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,676
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,680
What's the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,793
@previous (Z-1)
One is an unwanted pest that causes damage to your property and can hurt you if you get too close to it.
The other is a porcupine.
One is an unwanted pest that causes damage to your property and can hurt you if you get too close to it.
The other is a porcupine.
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,822
Is this unfunny????????