Topic: Pootin' Putin vs Trumpin' Trump

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #122,177

Who would make the stickiest pootfarts in a contest? Could we take advantage of this contest to honorably settle the Ukrainian conflict?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Putin: Softly Sweet, like cabbage	4	67%
Trump: Hamburger pantsharts, smells like McNuggets	2	33%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,334,707

A Большой пук contest has Trump not invited. Americans... always inserting themselves into things that don't pertain to them!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,760

> cabbage
*borscht

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,763

@previous (C)

Does it undulate, gently, from the windows, snaking and curling into your nostrils like the smell of your Babushka's special beetroot borscht wafting from her dascha on a warm summer's day?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,765

@previous (A)
Yes, I believe it does ripple, subtly; a putrid poot past Putin's pink puckered prolapsed perianal plug, winding from the attic fenestella, twisting and spiraling deep into my olfactory system, like the aroma of my grandmother's unique cabbage borscht, drifting from her country house on a sultry summer afternoon.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,767

@previous (C)
Haha

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,768

Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,771

@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)

Who is "Matt"? Do you think that he could outpootfart Putin and Trump?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,772

@previous (A)
> Who is "Matt"?

🤔🤔🤔

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,773

BROFLMAYO!

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,775

@1,334,772 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You are not the real Meta, and Matt did not make this thread, dumbass.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,778

@previous (D)
And you know this is a fake Meta because??

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,779

@previous (E)
Because I know, bootfucker.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,780

@1,334,775 (D)

Whoever this Matt guy is, if people are comparing him to Putin and Trump in the fart charts, he must be a mighty brapchamp.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,790

@previous (A)
PAT

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