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Topic: How many showers have you had in 2024

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #122,139

Be honest.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
2 20%
- 0%
- 0%
8 80%

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,334,240

I often shower twice a day but not all all at weekends if I'm gayming.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,241

2 a week - I'm a hippy/nerd that still needs to hold down a job. So MON/WED are shower days!

NOFX - Shower Days
In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"

Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,242

@1,334,240 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Aren't you worried about your skin microbiome?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,246

I shower once a year on January 1 whether I need to or not

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,247

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nice. Saving on the water bill.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,248

@1,334,242 (A)
The what now?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,250

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Your skin is your largest organ. And it’s teeming with trillions of microorganisms, like bacteria, fungi, and viruses. These invisible life-forms are known as the skin microbiome. They’re an important part of your overall health.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,251

@previous (A)
It's okay. I roll around in dung on my friends hippy farm once a month

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,252

@1,334,250 (A)

But these microorganisms, are they not everywhere already? I heard they breed like rabbits 🍆 🐇

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,264

I shower every 500 miles

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,270

IF you shower more frequently than once a week, you are destroying your skin.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,334,272

I broke my ankle and was unable to shower for 6 weeks. I used wet wipes for those necessary areas, apart from that I just changed my clothes daily. I didn't smell any more than say, 6pm on a warm day smell. Body bacteria was chomping away and keeping my skin normal.
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