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Topic: UN: British have the most miserable childhood in the developed world

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg started this discussion 15 years ago #12,206

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/71/generation-fcked.html
[The UN report] explicitly demonstrated that, at least on this side of the Atlantic, the British are trailblazers of generational instability and social deterioration. On the whole, British children were more disconnected from their families, with nearly half of 15-year-old boys spending most nights out with friends, compared to just 17 percent of their French counterparts. Forty percent of UK youth had sex before age 15, compared with 15 percent of Polish teens. They drank nearly four times as much as the Italians, and, perhaps most saliently, had the lowest sense of subjective well-being among all the youth surveyed.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later[^] [v] #219,947

They outdrink the Italians?? I find that hard to believe.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,948

Chavs gonna chav.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,950

especially when they get molested by their older brothers and then they get laser pointers shined in their eyes for telling.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,951

So glad my mom had me here.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,953

@219,950 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
You may have just uncovered the problem.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,954

That report is a load of bollocks.

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,957

@219,947 (B)
Because Green

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,961

@219,947 (B)

Don't believe all the stereotypes you hear.
It legal to drink in Italy at the age of 16, like the French most teenagers are introduced to alcohol at the dinner table with their parents.

Unlike British teens who's first experience with alcohol is getting pissed at their local park with half a litre of Tesco vodka and then end up banging some fat bird.

Don't worry though some stereotypes are still true, like the Irish, who are still the heaviest drinkers in Europe...

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,963

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I believe that we French could drink the Irish under the table.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,965

@previous (B)

Fuck off Matt, the only thing you'd drink a litre and a half of comes from a girls anus.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,967

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I am not Matt. Sorry to bust your fantasy.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,969

@219,965 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Hearty lulz were just bellowed out of my mouth.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,971

@219,967 (B)

Cool story, have you even been to France?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,972

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I was born there, and I have spent much time there, yes.

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,974

@219,961 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
According to this, Portugal consumes more alcohol per capita than Ireland.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,979

@219,972 (B)

Then you'd know it's a fucking shithole and you've nothing to be proud of.

@previous (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)

> Wikipedia

You do realise Portugal is one of the biggest tourist destinations for Irish and British families?

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,982

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
No, I neither know nor care.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,984

@219,979 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I do not appreciate you insulting my motherland.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,987

@219,982 (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)

If you knew you'd know your numbers are inaccurate so don't go posting shitty Wikipedia pages on a subject you know nothing about.

@previous (B)

Fuck of Matt, annoying cunt.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,989

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I am not Matt, and you are still an ass.

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,991

@219,987 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Can you state your experience with European alcohol consumption statistics, and provide some better numbers?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,993

@219,989 (B)

Your country is still a shithole and the punchline of every other European persons joke.

@previous (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)

I work for the UN and study Alcohol consumption for the whole of Europe.
I'd share my work, but it's confidential.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,994

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Which country are you from?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,996

@previous (B)

Ireland of course the superior nation.

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,184

@219,993 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Oh, okay. Thanks.

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,195

My mum smashed my sega with a rock :'(

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,196

Yeah, that's obviously not a biased report...

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,199

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Because it disagrees with your biases?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,200

@220,196 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
> Yeah, that's obviously not a biased report...
> Squared
LOL!

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,203

@220,199 (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)
We all know that report is biased.

American poster replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,206

Squared is right about this one. That report is extremely biased.

And you can't accuse me of having biases of my own, as I am an American poster and have no loyalty towards Britain whatsoever.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,207

Image went missing@220,200 (K)
Your point?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,209

@220,206 (American poster)
Yeah, but it's still fun to take the opportunity to give him shit about his own biases.
> Ameeican
where dat
@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Wank even harder. Jesus said so.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,211

@previous (K)
I have no "biases".

American poster replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,212

@220,209 (K)
Sorry, we Americans aren't very good at spelling!

Anyway, he's not being biased at all. This report has obviously been doctored to make Britain look bad.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,213

@220,209 (K)
> Wank even harder. Jesus said so.
eww gay

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,214

this is a shit thread for cunts

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,215

@220,213 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Did you just call Jesus gay? You are so fucking damned now.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,218

Externally hosted image@previous (K)

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,241

@219,984 (B)
France is full of fail (not that you were actually born there). No reason to brag about it, Matt.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,276

> Adbusters
Fuck, not these faggots again.

http://www.unicef-irc.org/publications/pdf/rc7_eng.pdf

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,308

I'm not surprised. People have been brought up to be told that possession of material wealth is the true mark of success, and excessive adverts have caused parents to replace love with toys and gadgets.

And then we wonder why they're kicking in windows to steal trainers and iMacs.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,311

America is only second to last in terms of childhood happiness. Suck on that, britfags. We're #1 compared to you.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,317

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But they're only happy because you constantly feed them fast food.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,333

@220,311 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So, you're 1 place from being the worst. We're the #1 worst, so we're #1. :3

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,334

@220,317 (C)
Proving the american tradition that money can buy you just enough happiness to make you better than the British.

America- 10000
Britain- -3

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,335

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
And fatter. Don't forget fatter.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,338

@previous (C)
We prefer the term "Least likely to die from starvation".

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,339

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ha! I like the cut of your jib, son.
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