Topic: what should i eat tonight?

Quiply started this discussion 15 years ago #12,200

I have five dollars. what can i get for that?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #219,792

Have you considered eating the $5 note?

Quiply (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #219,796

@previous (B)
lol I had not...how should I prepare it?

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,799

7/11 or McDonald's is cheap enough. Or instant noodles.

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Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,801

Buy pasta!

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,808

@219,796 (Quiply)

First, the gentleman must set up a place for the meal. Then, slowly grate some of the $5 note onto a bone china plate, and use it as a bed for the very slightly fried remainder, which is drizzled in white vinegar and served immediately.

Quiply (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,809

@219,801 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
how do i make them? plain pasta sounds yucky

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,835

@previous (Quiply)
srs answer incoming

Go buy 10 pounds of rice and a bottle of soy saus.
Eat for weeks.

Rice > pasta

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,837

@previous (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
Brie's right on this one. Rice is superior in every way.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,838

No one said semen yet? Semen OP, semen all night.

Quiply (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,848

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
that is gross

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #219,877

Sup matt.

orc !WBRXcNtpf. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,904

Smh. Just eat food tonight.

Food is a staple of the human diet.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,911

@previous (orc !WBRXcNtpf.)
r u black

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,946

If you only have $5 go for Raman and a can of tuna. It's the most satisfying you're meal you're going to get.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,011

@previous (K)

> If you only have $5 go for Raman and a can of tuna. It's the most satisfying you're meal you're going to get.

No way Jose, toss the tuna and go with spam, tuna will change the flavor of the soup completely and start to dissolve and get really nasty.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,158

@OP
Eat a dick

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,160

eat dick, then you will have $10-$20 and can go get a real meal.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,201

eat a scrambled rat you dirty gypsy cunt

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #220,280

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
eat a scrambled gypsy cunt you dirty rat

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #220,762

Green pesto - penne and if you can afford it bacon.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #220,766

eat your own head

Minichan