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Topic: say, do you have a favoarite milk drink substitute?

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #121,989

like a nut milk, or oat milk, like that

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,332,234

Your mom's breast milk.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,235

No

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,245

I only drink normal milk

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,248

@previous (D)
@previous (D)

> nermal milk

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 57 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,252

Nah, just cut down to the bare minimum needed for cooking or occasional bowl of cereal.

But if I'm buying vitamin water I usually go coconut, it's about the consistency of nonfat milk if you're downing donuts at night and need something to wash them down.

@previous (E)
I forgot about the sidekick lol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,360

Synthetic human breast milk.

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,361

cum

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 49 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,363

@previous (Meta)
Shut the fuck up Matt

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,374

There's an oatmilk called Malk and it looks creepy

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,382

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Now with vitamin R!

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 53 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,391

@1,332,374 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
fine cafeteria cuisine

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,416

I was once working in a restaurant and the customer got very shitty with me because we didn't serve oat milk.

"It's 2024", she said. "You'd think that you'd have a milk substitute in 2024".

"Well", says I, "You're the first person to ask for it in months, and I've had maybe 3 this year. It's not worth the outlay to buy it."

In reply, I got the contemptuous sneer of a person who can't think of a response but also can't acknowledge they're in the wrong.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,417

Almond milk.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,431

@1,332,416 (D)
They were right. Discriminating against people who can't process lactose is a crime.

Anyway all of the substitutes are fine. Oat/Almond/Soy/etc.

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Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,435

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

They have the excellent substitute of "no milk".

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,462

are they priced similar

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,480

@1,332,431 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You can force your stomach to be lactose tolerant!

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,481

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
How?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,487

@previous (H)
SHEER WILLPOWER

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,489

I just drink it and shidnfard (all one word).

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,575

@1,332,435 (D)
And people who don't like breathing un smog can just "not breathe". Shameful.
@1,332,480 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I will try but I am pretty sure I cannot.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,606

@1,332,487 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)

> SHEER WILLPOWER

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,607

I gave your mom some nut milk on her chin last night faggot 😂🖕

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,613

@1,332,575 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

If I had to pay for oxygen, and people came in to buy it, and some people once or twice a year wanted special farts-smelling oxygen that costs a lot of money and only lasts a few days, I would happily let them choke to death.
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