Topic: "I could never know how to take the knot."
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo started this discussion 1 year ago #121,982
Now and then I remember Catherine saying this
It's a strange thing to say
It's a strange thing to say
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,332,179
I don't think knowledge is the main impediment to taking the dog's knot, anyway, you know? That's not what's usually holding people back from taking a dog's knot. I would think.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,181
She had never had sex before. She didn't understand the mechanism if even normal intercourse
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,183
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You say that in the past tense. Do we know if this has changed? Only if it's public knowledge. I apologize if I sound extremely high
You say that in the past tense. Do we know if this has changed? Only if it's public knowledge. I apologize if I sound extremely high
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,184
I'm a human and I have the knot.
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 33 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,185
I don't think normal human intercourse would make most people comfortable with the idea of dog knots, though. Potentially you have raised more questions than answers
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,186
@1,332,183 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
I don't know if anything has changed. I was giving the benefit of the doubt
I don't know if anything has changed. I was giving the benefit of the doubt
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,187
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,188
Seriously why would you even want to fuck a dog? That's disgusting.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,189
Catherine's sperm clinic experience:
"Remember that imaginary boyfriend I mentioned? I just imagined that I was giving him a handjob and that the penis wasn't attached to my own body."
"It was a clear liquid with white little floaters and maybe some urine"
Catherine's deformed penis:
"What is the reddish pinkish part of the penis that has the pee hole called?"
"I'm never good describing such things, but what is it called when the urethra (I think I've been calling it the reddish part) literally pops out of the skin of a circumcised penis?"
"Sometimes whenever I move the wrong way when I sit the entire penis shoots out of the skin pushing it backwards to a very painful feeling of it being exposed."
"I never know how to explain this without confusing people or drawing a dog's dick"
"Like if someone were to have a cucumber with a condom on it and they roll the condom back to take it off. It's like the skin tried to be taken off."
"I am always careful how I get up from my desk chair whenever I sit and whenever I had an erection. This caused a fear in erections in me too."
Catherine on introspection:
"I sometimes wish I were still young so I could get away with believing in [Santa]"
"Unfortunately, I'm sadden by my childish mentality sometimes."
"[Idiocracy] always makes me feel depressed about my intelligence."
Catherine asks the important questions:
"If I were your girlfriend, would you really treat me like a dog?"
"Is it possible to have anal sex without lubrication?"
"I have also wondered how my legs would fit in a pair of woman's pants."
"Would robot evolution be quicker, slower, or about the same to human evolution?"
Catherine is scared:
"I'm too afraid to install Origin on my system"
"I'm scared to mod my Wii."
"I am scared to sleep."
"This symbol appeared to me in a dream and it scared the shit out of me."
"I might have my first job in my life. I am terrified."
"I have shortness of breath and sometimes an occasional cough. I’m scared now."
"Too afraid to ask my Medi-Cal doctor."
"This has me afraid of using Windows 10."
"Why am I so afraid at the thought of sex?! The thought of oral sex, anal sex, nudity, anything related to intimacy and intercourse really."
"Why am so afraid of sexuality?"
"I was walking the dogs during a hellish lightning storm. Scared out of my mind, I rush to get home before I was struck."
"I'm scared I might murder someone because they'd triggered me."
"Maybe I am just too timid and scared behind the helm [of Minecraft airships]."
"I guess I got too scared of the stories about pop rocks and soda."
"I'm scared to try [Red Lobster] and waste money on something I don't like."
"I got scared of leaving ballots blank"
"I bought a Linksys router. Then I got scared and returned it."
"I don’t really like the taste of beer and I’m scared to try vodka."
"I’m a little scared of using cool colors"
"I had a flu shot and my doctor put me on allergy medication. I’m getting scared now."
"Remember that imaginary boyfriend I mentioned? I just imagined that I was giving him a handjob and that the penis wasn't attached to my own body."
"It was a clear liquid with white little floaters and maybe some urine"
Catherine's deformed penis:
"What is the reddish pinkish part of the penis that has the pee hole called?"
"I'm never good describing such things, but what is it called when the urethra (I think I've been calling it the reddish part) literally pops out of the skin of a circumcised penis?"
"Sometimes whenever I move the wrong way when I sit the entire penis shoots out of the skin pushing it backwards to a very painful feeling of it being exposed."
"I never know how to explain this without confusing people or drawing a dog's dick"
"Like if someone were to have a cucumber with a condom on it and they roll the condom back to take it off. It's like the skin tried to be taken off."
"I am always careful how I get up from my desk chair whenever I sit and whenever I had an erection. This caused a fear in erections in me too."
Catherine on introspection:
"I sometimes wish I were still young so I could get away with believing in [Santa]"
"Unfortunately, I'm sadden by my childish mentality sometimes."
"[Idiocracy] always makes me feel depressed about my intelligence."
Catherine asks the important questions:
"If I were your girlfriend, would you really treat me like a dog?"
"Is it possible to have anal sex without lubrication?"
"I have also wondered how my legs would fit in a pair of woman's pants."
"Would robot evolution be quicker, slower, or about the same to human evolution?"
Catherine is scared:
"I'm too afraid to install Origin on my system"
"I'm scared to mod my Wii."
"I am scared to sleep."
"This symbol appeared to me in a dream and it scared the shit out of me."
"I might have my first job in my life. I am terrified."
"I have shortness of breath and sometimes an occasional cough. I’m scared now."
"Too afraid to ask my Medi-Cal doctor."
"This has me afraid of using Windows 10."
"Why am I so afraid at the thought of sex?! The thought of oral sex, anal sex, nudity, anything related to intimacy and intercourse really."
"Why am so afraid of sexuality?"
"I was walking the dogs during a hellish lightning storm. Scared out of my mind, I rush to get home before I was struck."
"I'm scared I might murder someone because they'd triggered me."
"Maybe I am just too timid and scared behind the helm [of Minecraft airships]."
"I guess I got too scared of the stories about pop rocks and soda."
"I'm scared to try [Red Lobster] and waste money on something I don't like."
"I got scared of leaving ballots blank"
"I bought a Linksys router. Then I got scared and returned it."
"I don’t really like the taste of beer and I’m scared to try vodka."
"I’m a little scared of using cool colors"
"I had a flu shot and my doctor put me on allergy medication. I’m getting scared now."
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,190
Blink 182 - I Wanna Fuck a Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPoXfCYQOTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPoXfCYQOTg
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,191
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cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,764
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,766
@previous (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
Hey welcome back after a long break. I hope you're not about to announce something wired .
Hey welcome back after a long break. I hope you're not about to announce something wired .
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 months ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,787
Nobody appreciates the collection of Catherine quotes up there
Wow just WOW and more WOW joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,795
@1,332,189 (E)
> Catherine's sperm clinic experience:
> "Remember that imaginary boyfriend I mentioned? I just imagined that I was giving him a handjob and that the penis wasn't attached to my own body."
> "It was a clear liquid with white little floaters and maybe some urine"
>
> Catherine's deformed penis:
> "What is the reddish pinkish part of the penis that has the pee hole called?"
> "I'm never good describing such things, but what is it called when the urethra (I think I've been calling it the reddish part) literally pops out of the skin of a circumcised penis?"
> "Sometimes whenever I move the wrong way when I sit the entire penis shoots out of the skin pushing it backwards to a very painful feeling of it being exposed."
> "I never know how to explain this without confusing people or drawing a dog's dick"
> "Like if someone were to have a cucumber with a condom on it and they roll the condom back to take it off. It's like the skin tried to be taken off."
> "I am always careful how I get up from my desk chair whenever I sit and whenever I had an erection. This caused a fear in erections in me too."
>
> Catherine on introspection:
> "I sometimes wish I were still young so I could get away with believing in [Santa]"
> "Unfortunately, I'm sadden by my childish mentality sometimes."
> "[Idiocracy] always makes me feel depressed about my intelligence."
>
> Catherine asks the important questions:
> "If I were your girlfriend, would you really treat me like a dog?"
> "Is it possible to have anal sex without lubrication?"
> "I have also wondered how my legs would fit in a pair of woman's pants."
> "Would robot evolution be quicker, slower, or about the same to human evolution?"
>
> Catherine is scared:
> "I'm too afraid to install Origin on my system"
> "I'm scared to mod my Wii."
> "I am scared to sleep."
> "This symbol appeared to me in a dream and it scared the shit out of me."
> "I might have my first job in my life. I am terrified."
> "I have shortness of breath and sometimes an occasional cough. I’m scared now."
> "Too afraid to ask my Medi-Cal doctor."
> "This has me afraid of using Windows 10."
> "Why am I so afraid at the thought of sex?! The thought of oral sex, anal sex, nudity, anything related to intimacy and intercourse really."
> "Why am so afraid of sexuality?"
> "I was walking the dogs during a hellish lightning storm. Scared out of my mind, I rush to get home before I was struck."
> "I'm scared I might murder someone because they'd triggered me."
> "Maybe I am just too timid and scared behind the helm [of Minecraft airships]."
> "I guess I got too scared of the stories about pop rocks and soda."
> "I'm scared to try [Red Lobster] and waste money on something I don't like."
> "I got scared of leaving ballots blank"
> "I bought a Linksys router. Then I got scared and returned it."
> "I don’t really like the taste of beer and I’m scared to try vodka."
> "I’m a little scared of using cool colors"
> "I had a flu shot and my doctor put me on allergy medication. I’m getting scared now."
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> Nobody appreciates the collection of Catherine quotes up there
> Catherine's sperm clinic experience:
> "Remember that imaginary boyfriend I mentioned? I just imagined that I was giving him a handjob and that the penis wasn't attached to my own body."
> "It was a clear liquid with white little floaters and maybe some urine"
>
> Catherine's deformed penis:
> "What is the reddish pinkish part of the penis that has the pee hole called?"
> "I'm never good describing such things, but what is it called when the urethra (I think I've been calling it the reddish part) literally pops out of the skin of a circumcised penis?"
> "Sometimes whenever I move the wrong way when I sit the entire penis shoots out of the skin pushing it backwards to a very painful feeling of it being exposed."
> "I never know how to explain this without confusing people or drawing a dog's dick"
> "Like if someone were to have a cucumber with a condom on it and they roll the condom back to take it off. It's like the skin tried to be taken off."
> "I am always careful how I get up from my desk chair whenever I sit and whenever I had an erection. This caused a fear in erections in me too."
>
> Catherine on introspection:
> "I sometimes wish I were still young so I could get away with believing in [Santa]"
> "Unfortunately, I'm sadden by my childish mentality sometimes."
> "[Idiocracy] always makes me feel depressed about my intelligence."
>
> Catherine asks the important questions:
> "If I were your girlfriend, would you really treat me like a dog?"
> "Is it possible to have anal sex without lubrication?"
> "I have also wondered how my legs would fit in a pair of woman's pants."
> "Would robot evolution be quicker, slower, or about the same to human evolution?"
>
> Catherine is scared:
> "I'm too afraid to install Origin on my system"
> "I'm scared to mod my Wii."
> "I am scared to sleep."
> "This symbol appeared to me in a dream and it scared the shit out of me."
> "I might have my first job in my life. I am terrified."
> "I have shortness of breath and sometimes an occasional cough. I’m scared now."
> "Too afraid to ask my Medi-Cal doctor."
> "This has me afraid of using Windows 10."
> "Why am I so afraid at the thought of sex?! The thought of oral sex, anal sex, nudity, anything related to intimacy and intercourse really."
> "Why am so afraid of sexuality?"
> "I was walking the dogs during a hellish lightning storm. Scared out of my mind, I rush to get home before I was struck."
> "I'm scared I might murder someone because they'd triggered me."
> "Maybe I am just too timid and scared behind the helm [of Minecraft airships]."
> "I guess I got too scared of the stories about pop rocks and soda."
> "I'm scared to try [Red Lobster] and waste money on something I don't like."
> "I got scared of leaving ballots blank"
> "I bought a Linksys router. Then I got scared and returned it."
> "I don’t really like the taste of beer and I’m scared to try vodka."
> "I’m a little scared of using cool colors"
> "I had a flu shot and my doctor put me on allergy medication. I’m getting scared now."
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> Nobody appreciates the collection of Catherine quotes up there
!Memes4aSuc (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 2 weeks later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,386,234
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