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"My uncle worked on computers, so he had finger cots in case he hurt his finger so that he wouldn't harm the circuit boards, but I had no idea what finger cots were so I thought they were tiny condoms when I saw them in his room I said "haha, uncle has a tiny pecker" but later on I found out this was not true at all."