Topic: In honor of Bert's 57th birthday today
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #121,896 I bought 2 scratch off tickets. Hope he's given me some winners.
Happy Birthday Bert... Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago , 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,331,242 He doubled my money.
Thanks Bert!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 29 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,245 Born on Thanksgiving and died two days after Thanksgiving.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 11 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,246 I hope bert is smiling on you from above.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,248 Man, I knew the anniversary of his passing (30th) was coming up but I'd completely forgotten he died so soon after his birthday. Depressing.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,249 @previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Do you think anyone got him a present the final time?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,250 @1,331,248 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
When you have a few milliseconds. It would be nice if you could include Image edit for posts/relies.
My choice for the whopper is NOT appropriate for my reply. On TC I can edit and change.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago , 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,252 What the fuck are those whoppers
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,254 @previous (E)
> What the fuck are those whoppers
That was a LGBtqxyz version - This is the correct Bert approved image.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,260 @previous (B)
Bert was a Wendy's Baconator guy.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,326 Happy Birthday Bert. He use to go by Johnny Asram on my space years ago. He told me that was his real name. I didn't really believe him. He also had a pretty good sense of humor. One time he told me a story about when he was in school that him and a buddy would fill up a syringe with ice water from a glass, then mainline it. He called them cold water rushes. He said that the ice water would hit the heart and make him "quiver" lol. True or not I don't know, but Bert was a piece of work that's for sure.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,338 @previous (F)
this is Johnny Asram.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,379 @1,331,326 (F)
On Bianca.com he went by Asram.
Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago , 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,387 @previous (B)
Right, then added the Johnny to it for my space was my guess.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,546 One year today since Bert died. Doesn't seem like he's been gone that long.
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,893 @1,331,245 (B)
I could go for the two bottom bun one.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 31 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,898 @previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
While operating a steam train.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,676 @1,331,326 (F)
> Happy Birthday Bert. He use to go by Johnny Asram on my space years ago. He told me that was his real name. I didn't really believe him. He also had a pretty good sense of humor. One time he told me a story about when he was in school that him and a buddy would fill up a syringe with ice water from a glass, then mainline it. He called them cold water rushes. He said that the ice water would hit the heart and make him "quiver" lol. True or not I don't know, but Bert was a piece of work that's for sure.
This is retarded
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago , 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,678 @previous (K)
There's nothing like a refreshing cold water rush, bro. Give it a try.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,680 Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago , 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,684 @previous (B)
> Why so?
Because you are injecting tap water into yourself stupid
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,686 @previous (K)
Less stupid than injecting Heroin.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,184 RIP Bert 😔
The Board joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,295 @1,333,686 (B)
Please do not besmirch Bert's good name in his own memorial draad. T.hanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,419 @previous (The Board )
I apologize.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,837 I found this old topic Bert made:
https://tinychan.net/topic/46273 Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,860 @previous (N)
Fuuuuuck.... It was like he knew his time was coming, just didn't know when.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,916 @1,335,837 (N)
Sad to say he did not send me email for help.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 4 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,798 @1,333,686 (B)
Some folks died because a nurse was replacing their morphine with tap water
🇺🇸 replied with this 1 year ago , 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,251 Happy 2025, Bert. 😔
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