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Topic: In honor of Bert's 57th birthday today

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #121,896

I bought 2 scratch off tickets. Hope he's given me some winners.

Happy Birthday Bert...

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,331,242

He doubled my money.

Thanks Bert!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,245

Born on Thanksgiving and died two days after Thanksgiving.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,246

I hope bert is smiling on you from above.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,248

Man, I knew the anniversary of his passing (30th) was coming up but I'd completely forgotten he died so soon after his birthday. Depressing.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,249

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Do you think anyone got him a present the final time?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,250

@1,331,248 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
When you have a few milliseconds. It would be nice if you could include Image edit for posts/relies.
My choice for the whopper is NOT appropriate for my reply. On TC I can edit and change.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,252

What the fuck are those whoppers

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,254

@previous (E)

> What the fuck are those whoppers

That was a LGBtqxyz version - This is the correct Bert approved image.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,260

@previous (B)
Bert was a Wendy's Baconator guy.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,326

Happy Birthday Bert. He use to go by Johnny Asram on my space years ago. He told me that was his real name. I didn't really believe him. He also had a pretty good sense of humor. One time he told me a story about when he was in school that him and a buddy would fill up a syringe with ice water from a glass, then mainline it. He called them cold water rushes. He said that the ice water would hit the heart and make him "quiver" lol. True or not I don't know, but Bert was a piece of work that's for sure.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,338

@previous (F)
this is Johnny Asram.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,379

@1,331,326 (F)
On Bianca.com he went by Asram.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,387

@previous (B)
Right, then added the Johnny to it for my space was my guess.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,546

One year today since Bert died. Doesn't seem like he's been gone that long.

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,893

@1,331,245 (B)
I could go for the two bottom bun one.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,898

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
While operating a steam train.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,676

@1,331,326 (F)

> Happy Birthday Bert. He use to go by Johnny Asram on my space years ago. He told me that was his real name. I didn't really believe him. He also had a pretty good sense of humor. One time he told me a story about when he was in school that him and a buddy would fill up a syringe with ice water from a glass, then mainline it. He called them cold water rushes. He said that the ice water would hit the heart and make him "quiver" lol. True or not I don't know, but Bert was a piece of work that's for sure.

This is retarded

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,678

@previous (K)

There's nothing like a refreshing cold water rush, bro. Give it a try.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,680

@1,333,676 (K)
Why so?

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,684

@previous (B)

> Why so?

Because you are injecting tap water into yourself stupid

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,333,686

@previous (K)
Less stupid than injecting Heroin.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,184

RIP Bert 😔

The Board joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,295

@1,333,686 (B)
Please do not besmirch Bert's good name in his own memorial draad. T.hanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,419

@previous (The Board)
I apologize.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,837

I found this old topic Bert made: https://tinychan.net/topic/46273

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,860

@previous (N)
Fuuuuuck.... It was like he knew his time was coming, just didn't know when.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,916

@1,335,837 (N)
Sad to say he did not send me email for help.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,798

@1,333,686 (B)
Some folks died because a nurse was replacing their morphine with tap water

🇺🇸 replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,251

Happy 2025, Bert. 😔
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