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Topic: say, let's come up with global unwarming methods so crazy that they might work!

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #121,864

For instance, let's work on making volcanoes happen on purpose. Sounds wacky? Maybe!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,330,962

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,963

How about we invent "reverse volcanos" that sucks up heat instead of blowing heat?

Just throwing it out there

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,966

@previous (C)
deeyam that crazy

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,993

@previous (boof)

You know how when we turn on a fan, the breeze is cooling? What if we turn the moon into a fan?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,997

Giant fans in Antarctica.

Free Hugs !PZ7kxr3YJY joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,011

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I mean, yikes, giant ice cube? C'mon! Swizzle this thing around a bit!

@1,330,993 (C)
Too big, I have to ask a clerk to load it into my car and I'm not good with people.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,013

@previous (Free Hugs !PZ7kxr3YJY)
Why not put giant fans everywhere? I would love to go out and see a giant five mile talk electric fan. Would give a cool breeze in summer innit.

Free Hugs !PZ7kxr3YJY replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,017

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I call dibs on the chicken nuggets when birds fly through!

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,021

@previous (Free Hugs !PZ7kxr3YJY)
I mean like a desktop fan only gigantic. There may be an alternate reality where they've already built these fans.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,026

so the oceans are too hot. we put in these buoys that have heat pumps that convert the heat to lasers that shoot into space.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,033

Guys, I got this round, I'll leave my refrigerator open today.

Minichan Rouge Party joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,034

When we all move to the collective farms, we shall allow nature to reclaim the Earth! It shall be a paradise, brothers and sisters!

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 42 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,035

@1,331,026 (boof)
Put me down for $4 billion in carbon credits. What an exciting time to be alive!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 44 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,036

Get rid of the democraps so they can quit sucking up all the oxygen.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,037

@1,331,034 (Minichan Rouge Party)
That dream is making me hot! Wait! I mean, cool idea friendo.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,039

@1,331,036 (H)
this suggestion is not new

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,045

why cant we just like build a giant refrigerator around the whole planet

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,047

that's some kind of crazy idea, wheeee ooooo

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,049

You know how it's really cold in like Antarctica? Make a really big pipe there and ask a thousand potheads suck on the other end so the cold air comes to the desert and stuff

Anonymous C double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,222

You can blow on food to cool it down... Let's all go out and blow on the ground.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,357

so friction. that makes stuff warm. can't we do that backwards somehow

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,366

Let's just sternly tell people to stop warming up the earth
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