Topic: weird new roommate
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #121,814
New guy just moved into the house last week. He's a little odd
> drinks anywhere from 6-12 beers every night
> eats at least one microwave pizza every night
> falls asleep by 7:30 every night and snores so loudly you can hear him from the kitchen
> claims to be from northern california but has a southern accent
> claims his accent is due to allergies
> laments that he is unable to fit in the bathtub
> said to the only woman in the house "this is a totally platonic question, but what ethnicity are you?"
> claims to speak spanish but it sounds entirely made up
> drinks anywhere from 6-12 beers every night
> eats at least one microwave pizza every night
> falls asleep by 7:30 every night and snores so loudly you can hear him from the kitchen
> claims to be from northern california but has a southern accent
> claims his accent is due to allergies
> laments that he is unable to fit in the bathtub
> said to the only woman in the house "this is a totally platonic question, but what ethnicity are you?"
> claims to speak spanish but it sounds entirely made up
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 hours later[^] [v] #1,330,716
> claims his accent is due to allergies
lolwat
lolwat
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 54 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,736
@OP
> >said to the only woman in the house "this is a totally platonic question, but what ethnicity are you?"
State your DNA femoid
> >said to the only woman in the house "this is a totally platonic question, but what ethnicity are you?"
State your DNA femoid
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,746
This dude sounds fucking hilarious but also like he is never going to pay rent or utilities. Where'd you find him?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 22 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,755
@1,330,716 (B)
Right? It makes no sense!
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol luckily this is an airbnb so it isn't our problem if he doesn't pay up. Personally I find him hilarious and I'm kinda stoked to see what other weird shit he gets up to, but the one roommate understandably feels really uncomfortable around him and his totally platonic questions. We're stuck with him for at least the next two months assuming he doesn't do anything to get kicked out though.
Right? It makes no sense!
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol luckily this is an airbnb so it isn't our problem if he doesn't pay up. Personally I find him hilarious and I'm kinda stoked to see what other weird shit he gets up to, but the one roommate understandably feels really uncomfortable around him and his totally platonic questions. We're stuck with him for at least the next two months assuming he doesn't do anything to get kicked out though.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,760
@previous (A)
> Right? It makes no sense!
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> lol luckily this is an airbnb so it isn't our problem if he doesn't pay up. Personally I find him hilarious and I'm kinda stoked to see what other weird shit he gets up to, but the one roommate understandably feels really uncomfortable around him and his totally platonic questions. We're stuck with him for at least the next two months assuming he doesn't do anything to get kicked out though.
What kind of platonic questions?
> Right? It makes no sense!
>
>
> lol luckily this is an airbnb so it isn't our problem if he doesn't pay up. Personally I find him hilarious and I'm kinda stoked to see what other weird shit he gets up to, but the one roommate understandably feels really uncomfortable around him and his totally platonic questions. We're stuck with him for at least the next two months assuming he doesn't do anything to get kicked out though.
What kind of platonic questions?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,761
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
He said to her, I think this is word-for-word, "this is a totally platonic question, but what ethnicity are you?" lmao. That's already weird af to ask someone you just met, but made especially weird with that preface
He said to her, I think this is word-for-word, "this is a totally platonic question, but what ethnicity are you?" lmao. That's already weird af to ask someone you just met, but made especially weird with that preface
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,766
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,767
@1,330,761 (A)
At my friends workplace, someone donated a box of coffee cramers, but write this on the book
"Present from the coffe Fairy"
But under not word fairy they wrote (Not a slur)
What the fuck?
At my friends workplace, someone donated a box of coffee cramers, but write this on the book
"Present from the coffe Fairy"
But under not word fairy they wrote (Not a slur)
What the fuck?
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,788
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
In Britain "fairy" is a slang from like the 70s or 80s for a homo
In Britain "fairy" is a slang from like the 70s or 80s for a homo
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,795
@1,330,767 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Lol
@previous (F)
It is in the US too, but given the context I think it's highly unlikely anyone would interpret it in that way, which is presumably the parallel kook was drawing to the weird roommate's ethnic curiosity
Lol
@previous (F)
It is in the US too, but given the context I think it's highly unlikely anyone would interpret it in that way, which is presumably the parallel kook was drawing to the weird roommate's ethnic curiosity
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,797
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,798
@previous (G)
It's a great way to move to a new city when you don't have a job lined up (don't have to provide proof of income) and aren't sure if the city is right for you long term (you aren't stuck in a year long lease).
It's a great way to move to a new city when you don't have a job lined up (don't have to provide proof of income) and aren't sure if the city is right for you long term (you aren't stuck in a year long lease).
Anonymous G replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,802
@previous (A)
Okay. Be careful not to violate any local laws about length of stay. Some cities do actively seek to make enforcements against AirBnB users and hosts.
Okay. Be careful not to violate any local laws about length of stay. Some cities do actively seek to make enforcements against AirBnB users and hosts.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,803
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,808
@1,330,802 (G)
Vegas has some strict restrictions on "short term rentals" that Airbnb hosts are able to sidestep by requiring a minimum stay of 31 days. There doesn't seem to be any sort of restriction on longer rentals here that I have heard of.
Vegas has some strict restrictions on "short term rentals" that Airbnb hosts are able to sidestep by requiring a minimum stay of 31 days. There doesn't seem to be any sort of restriction on longer rentals here that I have heard of.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,964
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,022
@previous (F)
> What makes it offensive?
Because adding the its not a slur implies that that they and other people automatically think of gay people when they read the word fairy
> What makes it offensive?
Because adding the its not a slur implies that that they and other people automatically think of gay people when they read the word fairy
Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,028
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,030
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,031
Sounds a bit like the ghost of Bert to be honest.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,040
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,800
One of my roommates (not the subject of this thread) moved out and another person moved in. He's also a strange guy. He's a slob and is bad at cleaning up after himself but the main thing of note is as soon as he moved in, suddenly finding food packaging in the bathroom. Does he eat while he shits?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,801
@previous (A)
He may eat while he bathes. One of my uncles used to drink beer, smoke cigarettes, and eat little Debbie's in the tub
He may eat while he bathes. One of my uncles used to drink beer, smoke cigarettes, and eat little Debbie's in the tub
Cato joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,337,821
Keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,754
@1,337,800 (A)
So this guy got way too comfortable and started pissing fucking everywhere. It reeked, you could smell piss in the hallway it was so bad. Thank fuck that nasty piece of shit was short term and is gone already.
Anyway, the subject of the OP has an interesting new habit. Every Saturday he will spend 4 hours cooking. Not exaggerating, I timed it last weekend. Near the end I went into the kitchen to microwave something since he was hogging the rest of the kitchen all day (rude af) and saw the fruits of his many hours of labor: one plate of tacos.
So this guy got way too comfortable and started pissing fucking everywhere. It reeked, you could smell piss in the hallway it was so bad. Thank fuck that nasty piece of shit was short term and is gone already.
Anyway, the subject of the OP has an interesting new habit. Every Saturday he will spend 4 hours cooking. Not exaggerating, I timed it last weekend. Near the end I went into the kitchen to microwave something since he was hogging the rest of the kitchen all day (rude af) and saw the fruits of his many hours of labor: one plate of tacos.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,755
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,796
imagine reaching adulthood and still using the tub.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,798
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,799
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,809
@1,359,796 (K)
Gotta treat yourself! Candles and fragerant soaps and shit!
j/k, I'm not 5 or gay, gonna hard agree
Gotta treat yourself! Candles and fragerant soaps and shit!
j/k, I'm not 5 or gay, gonna hard agree
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,812
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,819
@1,359,754 (A)
Maybe that was the most delicious plate of tacos in the history of food?
Maybe that was the most delicious plate of tacos in the history of food?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,821
Anonymous K replied with this 1 month ago, 11 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,896
@1,359,799 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
other than the fact that unless your a midget its impossible to actually lay down in one and thus wash your hair?
other than the fact that unless your a midget its impossible to actually lay down in one and thus wash your hair?
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,940
@1,359,896 (K)
A. Many people don't wash every bath
B. Many people adjust their positions and wash their hair fine in a bathtub
A. Many people don't wash every bath
B. Many people adjust their positions and wash their hair fine in a bathtub