Topic: What do you use for masturbatory lube?

Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu started this discussion 15 years ago #12,171

What do you use?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Vaseline	1	5%
Skin lotion	3	15%
Saliva	2	10%
Urine	1	5%
Feces	2	10%
Hot sauce	4	20%
Pure capsaicin oil	1	5%
Hair oil from the corpse in your basement	3	15%
Blood	3	15%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #219,192

Fuck off, jewdick.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 43 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #219,193

@OP
All of the above.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #219,194

Why would you need lube?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #219,195

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
If you'd ever used hot sauce as lube, you'd understand.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,199

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah. I don't even need to touch it.
My fap material is just so good, I blast one out the instant I look at it.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,206

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
You know you are supposEd to orgasm out of your penis? That stuff coming out of your mouth is vomit.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,207

@previous (sluggy)
mad jelly

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,211

@219,206 (sluggy)
lol'd

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,214

inb4 cut vs uncut

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,216

Hawtsauce is hawt!

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,218

@219,194 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
> Why would you need lube?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,219

@previous (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
if you dont have georgeforemanskin you have to fap with some loob.

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,222

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I guess I am a Christmas miracle then?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,234

> Pure capsaicin oil
oh god oh god oh god

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,235

I guess I should add that I am kinda loose cut.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #219,236

Cutfag here, lube isn't necessary for me.

This thread went that direction so just wanted to mention that.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #219,279

@OP
no lube.

My dick so beautiful that all I have to do is stare at it.
I explode in seconds.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,388

Astroglide

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,391

The semen from the previous fap.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,392

You don't need lube, but I guarantee if you use Astroglide once, you wont ever want to without it.

Water based for masturbating.

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,429

@219,219 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
That's a lie.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,432

Am I the only one who appreciates a good dry choke?

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,518

@219,211 (F)

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,525

Spit or precum. Don't really need lube when you aren't circumcised. All you cutfags out there should try toothpaste, apparently it feels amazing.

green replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,530

@previous (Q)
You don't need lube when you are circumcised.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,548

i use jello brand pudding pops.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,579

@219,530 (green)
I don't see how that would work...

green replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,591

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Stop trolling.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,592

Anything with menthol. Love that fresh feel. Like Mentholatum, or Icy-hot. Shits awesome.

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

RogiPhone joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,611

@219,579 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
It works just fine ;3

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,613

@previous (RogiPhone)
It sounds really painful. :-/

green replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,616

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
How?

RogiPhone replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,618

@219,613 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Wat, why?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,619

@219,616 (green)
@previous (RogiPhone)
Okay maybe painful was the wrong word but definately not enjoyable. :-/

RogiPhone replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,620

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Lol, we're circumcised, not like they remove all of the skin off the dicks.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,621

@previous (RogiPhone)
Only the best bits. :')

RogiPhone replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,624

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Not in my case ;3

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

green replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,667

@219,621 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

Yeah. A tiny bit of sensitivity is lost, but at least sex/masturbating doesn't last 5 seconds.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,672

Minichan: Expert masturbation experts.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,738

@previous (V)

That seems to be the only thing they actually would be experts at.

Anonymous V replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,740

@previous (W)
> That seems to be the only thing they actually would be experts at.
Precisely. That, and being forever alone.

Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,743

ITT: Masturbatory savants

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,746

I use ICY HOT. It's like a quadruple massage on my cock.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,788

I knew this was fatfuck before I clicked on the topic.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,812

Missing option: I still have my foreskin so lube isnâ€™t necessary and u jelly brah

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #219,865

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I use your foreskin too.