Topic: Nobody dies of anything in Russia.
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #121,683
Nobody can die in Russia without Putin doing it. Nobody has a heart attack, falls from anything, gets food poisoning, has a stroke, gets hit by a car, or anything else. Russians are immortal and only Putin can end their lives.
Sounds ridiculous but it's true. CNN fact checked it. Snopes too. It's true.
Sounds ridiculous but it's true. CNN fact checked it. Snopes too. It's true.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #1,329,927
Ok, but do you not find it a bit suspicious that a huge number of Putin critics have all fallen out of high windows? Defenestration is a relatively uncommon method of dying, and they all had one thing in common -- criticism of Putin.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,934
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 16 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,936
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,939
@1,329,927 (B)
There are no data to suggest the rate of defenestration is uniquely high in Russia.
Russia has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, and limited access to guns (the main implement of suicide in the U.S.).
Putin almost certainly has critics killed, but people go overboard and imaginations run wild. A Putin critic died of old age at 99 after 20 years of heart disease? Curse you, Putin, and your damned Novichok!
There are no data to suggest the rate of defenestration is uniquely high in Russia.
Russia has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, and limited access to guns (the main implement of suicide in the U.S.).
Putin almost certainly has critics killed, but people go overboard and imaginations run wild. A Putin critic died of old age at 99 after 20 years of heart disease? Curse you, Putin, and your damned Novichok!
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,941
@1,329,934 (C)
I once called Xi Jinping "Winnie the Pooh" and Putin "a gaybo". Moments later, Putin was standing behind me and pushing me out my window! Luckily I'm an American so I don't fit through most apertures including doors and windows, but holy shit talk about a close call!
I once called Xi Jinping "Winnie the Pooh" and Putin "a gaybo". Moments later, Putin was standing behind me and pushing me out my window! Luckily I'm an American so I don't fit through most apertures including doors and windows, but holy shit talk about a close call!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 23 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,090
Russian suicide by fall
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,330,119
