Topic: Svet and Green, please tell me this is a joke
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #121,624
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,329,422
Don't knock it till you tried it?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,429
@OP
You know what else is a joke? Buying a Chinese mail order bride so you don't look like a failure at a funeral.
You know what else is a joke? Buying a Chinese mail order bride so you don't look like a failure at a funeral.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,625
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,641
We have Carbonara in tins now thanks to Heinz as well. They are mad lads.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,642
Mate, what are you talking about? A joke? Heinz beans pizza is really popular here! We love it! There's nothing that can't be improved by putting baked beans on it!
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,710
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,745
Notice they're called "Beanz", this is because they don't actually meet the minimum required contents percentage of beans to actually be marketed as "beans"
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,748
@previous (G)
Technically they could put two beans in the tin with only tomato sauce and it would be correct. Heinz do it because of their *Heinz meanz beanz" slogan.
Technically they could put two beans in the tin with only tomato sauce and it would be correct. Heinz do it because of their *Heinz meanz beanz" slogan.
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,753
@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Haven't you noticed that Heinz "Beanz" have lost their flavour and taste watery? Have you noticed that around the same time they started calling their food "Beanz" is when it happened? Do you believe in coincidence?
It's unbelievable but true. A single Heinz beanz doesn't contain enough bean to be called "beans". Instead it's a reconstituted bean-product with additives. They had to change the name because the ASA got involved. They created the Heinz Meanz Beanz campaign to replace "Heinz Means Beans" to deflect from this.
Haven't you noticed that Heinz "Beanz" have lost their flavour and taste watery? Have you noticed that around the same time they started calling their food "Beanz" is when it happened? Do you believe in coincidence?
It's unbelievable but true. A single Heinz beanz doesn't contain enough bean to be called "beans". Instead it's a reconstituted bean-product with additives. They had to change the name because the ASA got involved. They created the Heinz Meanz Beanz campaign to replace "Heinz Means Beans" to deflect from this.
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