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Topic: Buy tobacco here again and I'll break your fucking legs!

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #121,573

So the dude is late with my tobacco, finally arrives, about to leave when I hear HEY! Two men appear telling me that the next time they catch me he will break my legs and the legs of my comrade, because this is a fucking school area. It's fucking 5 pm and it's actually a parking lot.

So I told him I don't believe him and asked him who he's talking to, tell him he's just angry and using me as a excuse and btw I also tell him to look up Jesus. Can't wait for this shit to be legal god damn has the state really royally fucked us all in the ass with their retarded war.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,328,932

I've had similar - a couple of disk jockeys were set up in a college town and started hassling me on the way out of a grocery store for buying a beer, and calling me a degen for drinking it in the parking lot (wasn't actually, but they had a whole narrative cooked up already).

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,933

@previous (B)

That's pretty weird but it's not as weird as OP having to go to a drug dealer for a pouch of Amber Leaf wtf

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,934

@1,328,932 (B)

Fucking hell. It almost makes me want to do the same to them, just loosely connect everything bad in my life as something that is their fault except I could do it much better and I would actually believe myself because I would be right.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,945

@1,328,933 (C)
Maybe someday we'll get it figured out instead of "sin taxing" the heck out of everything.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,016

The tobacco store should really reconsider their promotional offers. This seems like a terrible deal.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,067

On the bright side, once they break your legs you can go to medical tobacconist and point at the "my legs hurt" box on the form and receive a medical tobacco card
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