Topic: Silly Americans.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,157
> mfw Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
> mfw Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
> mfw Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
> mfw Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
> mfw Americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
> mfw Americans call a knittedly wittedly sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
> mfw Americans call a rooty-tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
> mfw Americans call cobblestone clippity-clops "roads"
> mfw Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
> mfw Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
> mfw Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
> mfw Americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
> mfw Americans call a knittedly wittedly sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
> mfw Americans call a rooty-tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
> mfw Americans call cobblestone clippity-clops "roads"
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #218,782
How positively silly of me. I seem to have forgotten my face.
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,785
Certified Non-shitpost.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #218,791
Certified shitty 4chan-copypasta from Reddit.
Chris Tomkinson !UoVHVa1d2. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,856
oh okay stickybuns