Topic: AI I suppose predictably is now mostly marketing bullshit

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #121,518

I have seen shit like toothpaste with "3D" on the package, when that bullshit was in its most recent upturn. That kind of shit gets a "fuck off" from me. Well now it's AI. Buy our shoelaces, now powered by AI

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,328,481

I think that talking shoes could be a good idea, they could encourage kids to learn how to tie their laces and then they could switch into a meaner "adult mode" for drunks and insult you for splashing things on them or tripping up.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 38 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,482

hmmm self-tying shoelaces

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,483

@previous (boof)

Clint Eastwood shoes that refuse to tie themselves and call you a lazy bum

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,484

India shoelaces that you play that flute thing to charm the laces to tie

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,497

@1,328,483 (B)

> Clint Eastwood shoes that refuse to tie themselves and call you a lazy bum

"Feeling lucky punk? Go ahead, tie my shoes

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,505

I bought some hipster shoes that came pre-tied - possibly the predecessor to smart laces. It's freed me up for more important things like staring at the neighbor's cat or posting here.

Minichan