boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 35 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,328,379
I had read or heard somewhere that they confessed it was fake. I was hoping for confirmation here so I could post my fake standard emotional response FUCKING OUTRAGE
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,328,770
well when I was smaller I would often get diarrhea. maybe I kept getting poisoned by bad chicken, I don't know what the fuck. Maybe just gut viruses. Anyway, when it wasn't that, it was hard separate turd bombs that would splash water up the still open anus. Fast forward through a later period of irritable bowel syndrome, that cleared up and now I crap not every day of the week. Well let me tell you about a double-wide turd some years back. That fucker hurt really bad to get out, and I was worried I would need help. I persevered and what came out plugged the toilet pipe. I had to flush four times to get the fucker on its way.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,328,790
Probably real. Most of the vomit misses their mouths but enough goes in that, like, it barely improves things to replace the shit with chocolate or whatever. Either way you're getting a good amount of shit and vomit, "watering" it down or masking the flavor is pointless at that stage