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Topic: well im probably moving to dutchland

pew started this discussion 1 year ago #121,486

whats a nice place to move to there. i know we have dutch residents in florum. i like trees and plants but not like the middle of nowhere…

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,328,261

Unless you like second hand reefer and the company of slags you should stay put.

The hollandeese are not friendly unless they think you have loose cash.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,264

I went through this swamp forest area near Amsterdam and there were water gypsies that emerged from the trees to stare at me. Maybe you can get a boat there?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,304

@previous (C)
Dutchland is full of gypsies, it's worse than Spain when I visited there. If your serious @OP, get good insurance and visit the country for a week or two.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,306

@OP
Dutch depend on Dykes to keep the country dry.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,597

But my bicycle traffic jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMJaMy-0ChA

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,752

Don't forget to smoke weed every day (420 blaze it fgt) and fuck hookers. Maybe swing by the Anne Frank House too (it's more fun if you're high as balls).

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,907

Amsterdam me.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,103

No foreigners allowed

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,111

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
lol. Smartest thing any country can do right now is let the US soak them all up and be quiet - hopefully the immigrants will forget you exist!

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,112

I'm probably moving to Dutchland:
The mountains here are way too much, man.
I want to splash in a rill,
That won't flow downhill...
And where the weather won't make my skin too tanned!

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,277

Norway is preferred
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