Topic: my new invention: bootstraps that have a mechanical effeciency of at least 500%.
boof started this discussion 1 year ago #121,485
With these amazing bootstraps, you can fling yourself across any stream or river in your travels.
pew joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,328,265
Sounds dangerous.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,291
It's just roller skates and a firework in your ass isn't it?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,339
Will these still work if I find myself stuck in a puddle of mud?
boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,340
certainly
boof (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,380
I recommend a high-pitched exclamation of "wheeeee!" when using the straps
boof (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,381
@1,328,291 (C)
wait a sec, that's a Redd Foxx album cover
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