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Topic: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave...

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 1 year ago #121,318

NYPD arrest one and fine others for an "unpermitted costume contest" in Washington Square Park, where 12 people dressed up like Willy Wonka.

Good job, NYPD. Fuck burglars, muggers, murderers and rapists. Willy Wonka is the real crook.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,326,660

Intellectual property theft is a serious issue

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,661

Try to understand, what if everyone just dropped what they were doing and had a costume contest with no permit? It would be chaos.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,662

@previous (C)

602 murders a year, which is to say 3 people every 2 days. But it pales in comparison to the crime of 12 willy wonkas walking in a line.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,663

Too many people hanging out in the park? On a Monday? The shock! The horror! Congratulations the the brave NYPD who cracked down and locked up a Willy Wonka lookalike for the crime of walking on a carpet without a permission slip. Meanwhile they've lost the Central Park rapist. They can't find him! Whoops!

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Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,664

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

Willy Wonka creeps people out, I heard he's a sex tourist veteran

Edit: i was thinking of waldo in where is waldo

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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,666

@previous (C)

I haven't heard Waldo is a sex tourist

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,667

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

It's obvious if you think about it. He's probably loaded with all that book money.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,668

@previous (C)

It is pretty suspicious how well he is able to blend into a crowd... I wonder what his links to Iran are?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,680

If every dingus on the socials 'did a thing,' it'd interfere with actual business down there. It's about the money.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,684

@1,326,662 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> 602 murders a year, which is to say 3 people every 2 days.
You must be a Commie. Anti Funeral Parlor business's.
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