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Topic: I'm getting fat :(

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 months ago #121,314

My metabolism just ain't what it used to be. Currently at my all time heaviest and feeling very insecure about it. I'm not overweight yet but I'm approaching the upper end of the "normal" BMI range. As an experiment I've been counting calories for the last week just to see what I'm consuming and damn it's hard to maintain a good deficit without just being hungry all the time.

Cutting out fast food will surely go a long way to help though, I was on the road for a couple months and was eating it far too often.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #1,326,622

You've always been fat Matt.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,628

I've shaved a few by NOT cutting certain meals. Like asians, they never got fat eating rice. Or meals with tougher meats that slow you down and are filling (stew, or baked chicken and vegetables). It's not the miracle weight loss secret, but it has me maintaining about 7 lbs less than last year.

Also I'm cutting snacks. Instead of a box of candy (700 Calories) I'll only eat half and toss the rest in the glovebox for another day. Putting the box away is a similar motion as throwing it on the floor or whatever so it signals 'done' in my brain at least.

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,631

Dammit, I just checked mine and I'm 'overweight' at 25.4. I gotta keep on it this week.

boof joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,632

how much do watermelons cost in your area? I think keeping a lot of watermelons as your main snack would be great

shit's mostly water

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,635

I'd probably be skin and bones by now if I didn't drink soda, I bet a lot of the calories come from your drinks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,636

@1,326,628 (C)
Cutting snacks is huge, good on you. I don't eat much candy but I like chips which I've mostly cut out even before this soft attempt at weight loss. I also snack on peanuts a lot which are very calorie dense so I need to reduce that too. Congrats on the progress you've made!

@1,326,632 (boof)
Not sure how it compares to other areas but they're a little over $6 at my local walmart. Apples and grapes have a little higher calorie count by volume but I think the convenience of them makes it worth it. I think I'm more likely to eat something healthy if I can just pick it up and eat it rather than having to carve it all up first.

@previous (E)
It was upsetting to realize the fruit juice I drink most mornings is 90 calories per serving! The only time I drink soda anymore is when I go out to eat, but I haven't done that since I started this calorie counting experiment.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,637

The same thing is happening to me. Some people call it going to seed. There's not much I can really do except exercise. I was thinner when I smoked, you can always take up smoking to be thinner.

Svet joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,638

Try cocaine! It works for me!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 15 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,676

Bro just start smoking cigarettes that’s what I did

Anonymous E replied with this 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,677

@1,326,636 (A)

I think you'd be surprised how much sugar is in everything.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,758

Exercise more, eat less.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,021

I'm not getting fat, I've always been fat.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,064

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
The maintenance diet? I'm on that too!

boof replied with this 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,071

like, I'm on a seahorse diet

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 36 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,075

@previous (boof)

Anonymous I replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,280

Stop driving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEun1OLyq90

boof replied with this 7 months ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,322

@1,327,075 (A)
indeed, man does not live on horse alone

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,578

@1,327,071 (boof)
Men can't get pregnant.

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,652

@previous (L)
Seahorsemen can

boof replied with this 7 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,653

Mermaid Man?

Anonymous L replied with this 6 months ago, 3 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,666

@1,327,652 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Real men don't live below sea level.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,692

@1,326,758 (I)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEo6Zt-weNk

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 6 months ago, 57 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,697

@1,331,666 (L)
Real seahorsemen do

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 6 months ago, 15 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,779

I discovered blonde chocolate 🤫🤰

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,331,847

@1,331,666 (L)
Racisme

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 6 months ago, 23 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,026

@1,331,779 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
What is

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,679

Wow turns out all you have to do to lose weight is get the flu and barely eat for four days

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,335,682

@previous (A)
Ha! I hear ya. I usually drop 8 or 9 pounds too. Half of it is water, but the other 5 lbs is from muscle mass and fat from withering away lol. I start eating better after getting sick and ride that like I meant to 8).

Anonymous B replied with this 5 months ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,336,027

FUCK YOU

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,357,600

I'm still getting fat :(
I need you all to shame me into exercising more and eating better
Get really mean if you have to

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,357,629

@1,326,628 (C)

I’m Asian and according to my parents I am fat :(

I weigh 115 lbs

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 54 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,357,631

@1,357,600 (A)

Do it yourself you stupid gay faggot

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,357,637

@1,357,600 (A)
Get in shape you fat slob or no one will ever love you.

boof replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,357,657

why you so fat? why you waddle in here all fat like that

boof double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,357,658

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