Topic: Halloween cactus ideas
boof started this discussion 1 month ago #121,245
cactus ghost -- oooo ooooo oooooooooo why didn't you water me you prick
pew joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #1,325,927
somebody replanted my cactis it wasnt my fault
i just want chilidog to sodomize me with one
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,325,936
@previous (pew)
> somebody replanted my cactis it wasnt my fault
I did that once and didn't have cactus mix soil. Apparently regular rain forest mix was a bad idea.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,103
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,109
OK a werewoof cactus, awhooooo, awhhooooooo, cactus in london
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,244
@previous (boof)
Werecactus, a man painfully transforms and has to T-pose in place for the entire night while his roots search for water.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,264
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
reminds of an Onion article about how people suspected that Obama is a cactus
https://theonion.com/poll-1-in-5-americans-believe-obama-is-a-cactus-1819571785/ Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 15 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,336
Americans are all Satanists now.
Americans don't care if stealing is legal, but Americans lose their minds if a church feeds the homeless.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,359
@previous (G)
nonsense, that's not even involving a cactus
Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,364
Part of the reason Americans love the police state is that the government made Americans dependent on the government.
The government steals money from taxpayers to give to the lazy and outlaws feeding the homeless and starting a business.
The government bans guns so Americans must rely on the Gestapo for protection.
No one dares criticize the government if they will lose their food stamps, Obamacare, Obamaphones, and Section 8.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 56 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,368
@previous (G)
none of this non-cactus commentary is accurate at all
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,386
@previous (boof)
Do you think cacti are naturally libertarian? They do grow wherever they want, after all.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,408
Halloween is about pumpkins, ya doofus!
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,424
OK, y'all knew it was coming: Frankencactus
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 14 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,515
@previous (boof)
Dracactusula
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,526
Count Cactula?
boof (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,779
Cactus Barbie
boof (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,965
Egyptian Mummy Cactus
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 32 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,970
Three mariachi cactuses playing the Mexican hat dance song.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,326,973
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
haha I imagine some cactuses do that all year long
boof (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,077
hobo cactus
boof (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,135
cactus nurse
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,153
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,154
There's also a sexy cactus costume for any hot girls out there
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,710
Cactus Princess
Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,719
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 20 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,848
devil cactus
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