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Topic: Yo, give me some ideas for newspaper articles to write.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU started this discussion 15 years ago #12,123

My creativity's been sapped dry. Got any ideas for things I could write about?

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #218,161

It has to be European related, huh.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #218,162

An op-ed on why minichan is the greatest website to ever exist.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,163

Son I am proud.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,164

@218,161 (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
Nope. Just something that I can localize (eg interview someone over)

@218,162 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I did an op-ed last week and have to do something different.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,166

Interview your father about the gay rights movement.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,167

@previous (E)
Fucking lol'd
Can't interview family though :/

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,168

The Palestinians are pressing their case for UN membership. Perhaps you could write a piece on that, and find out what people in your city think of Israel?

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,171

The dangers of letting a retard use the waffle iron.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,172

@218,168 (F)
I like this idea.

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,173

@218,171 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Oh the syrup! D:

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,175

@previous (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
OH GOD, IT'S ALL OVER THE OUTLETS. THEY'RE SMOKING. THEY ARE FUCKING SMOKING.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,176

@218,168 (F)
I quite like that. I'm definitely putting that down on my list of possible articles. I might have to wait until a bit closer to publishing time to write it though as that's more of a news article (we don't write 'news' until the last week or so before publishing).

@218,171 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
This could be an exposé into into the dark and dangerous waffle iron industry and its treatment of the mentally disabled.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,177

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> I might have to wait until a bit closer to publishing time to write it though as that's more of a news article (we don't write 'news' until the last week or so before publishing).

So write an opinion piece and have pretty graphics showing what people in your city think to fill up the blank spaces.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,179

@previous (F)
hrm...fair enough. I think I'll have to still wait a week though since I did an opinion piece last week.

What do you think of this for this week?
An article on the last space shuttle launch, with a possibility of having some exclusive pictures and a few quotes from an astronomer

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,180

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

Sounds good, but next week is really the limit, because it's just old news after that. the last shuttle launch gets an exemption because people are always interested in that stuff, and a lot of people didn't know they're retired.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,182

@218,179 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
but that was weeks ago.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,183

@218,180 (F)
Do an article on the future of human space exploration, perhaps profiling the manned space programs of other countries now that the US has discontinued its own.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,184

Write an artice about cyber bullying and use KimmoA and DM as examples.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,185

@218,180 (F)
Fair point, I'll most likely have that as next week's article (it's always nice to plan ahead).
And as for the shuttle article, My only worry is about the astronomer: He's technically local, but only temporarily. He's going back to Florida in a day or so :/ If I can just iron out the details with him (preferably today), then I can just speed through to my deadline.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,186

@218,183 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I could turn my space shuttle article into one covering that! It'd be more interesting to read, and much more informative.

@218,184 (I)
I feel like that could work in an odd sort of way.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,187

@218,183 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)

I like this idea. If you find someone in the art department to collab with to create diagrams, you can have a lot of success with science articles whilst simultaneously not writing much.

@218,185 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

Local is as local does. But make sure to get street opinions and photographs as well.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,192

@previous (F)

> I like this idea. If you find someone in the art department to collab with to create diagrams, you can have a lot of success with science articles whilst simultaneously not writing much.
True point. My friend is an artist who could probably mock up diagrams for me, or I could just ask the instructor if he could help. Hell, I could design them myself in photoshop if need be.


> Local is as local does. But make sure to get street opinions and photographs as well.
Well the photos will be the astronomers, and I hope he'll let me use some of them. I'll try to get some street opinions tomorrow during lunch.

Thank you guys so much by the way.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,197

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

No worries. Remember that the future is likely in private enterprise but NASA, RSA, CNSA and ESA will still be the big players in scientific research.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,201

@218,192 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I'd suggest Illustrator for diagrams.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,204

@218,197 (F)
I'll be sure to include a bit about that as well. I hope I have time to make this article good, since it's due thursday :/

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Alright, thank you.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,307

Sorry to ask, but I'm just wondering if you guys think I should devote much of the article to the space shuttle program's last mission or if I should leave that to just a paragraph or two so I can open up the rest for future space travel?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,308

induring a million replies

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,321

@previous (J)
That's not my intent.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,322

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
says the troll

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,336

Should I do something on Virgin Galactic in this? Or keep it to state-funded programs of other countries?

Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,354

Write about me.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,368

@previous (Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu)
What sort of Sandwich are you?

Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,370

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Reuben

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,372

@previous (Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu)
Then I can't write about you. Sorry.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,374

@218,370 (Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu)
:O

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,380

Did you know that over 90% of people will die during their lifetime?

ARE YOU NEXT?

> guaranteedreads

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,381

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Did you know that 150 million Americans are of below-average intelligence?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,868

Guys, I'm going for my interview in about 10 minutes and I have no idea what to ask. Any thoughts?

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,870

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Be arrogant and act like you are better than whoever you are interviewing. Also, brag about your expensive hipster clothing and BMW.
EDIT: No idea of a question to ask, though.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,872

@previous (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
But I'm not arrogant at all. And my clothes are old and ugly. And my BMW is not repaired yet.

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,873

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
They don't need to know any of that.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,874

@previous (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
Just give me questions to ask :/

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,875

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Where the hood at?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,876

@previous (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
I'm interviewing an astronomer over the last shuttle launch. Not 'the neighbourhood'

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,879

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What's it like to masturbate in space? I got nothing, sorry

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,881

@previous (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)
Can anyone else help me?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,883

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
ask him what the question of the century is

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,885

@previous (J)
We already know what that is.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,886

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
ask the astronomer to suggest to you some questions to ask him

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,889

@previous (J)
I like that. What else?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,890

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
how to order coffee at starbucks

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,893

@previous (J)
Something relevant

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,900

Ask him his thoughts on the future of space exploration. Ask him about what the training is like to become an astronaut. Ask him what life was like up in space. The dude fucking lived in outer space for a living, I'm sure you can find something interesting to ask him about.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,911

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He's an astronomer, not an astronaut :/

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,912

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Fuck I totally misread this whole thread. Um. Ask him about Carl Sagan or something.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,917

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't know a way to fit Sagan into it :/

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,928

Ask him if he likes your anus.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,955

Back!
Didn't go well.
I didn't write down much of anything and I can't remember shit now :L

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,956

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
in reality all you probably did was eat dinner and masturbate

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,958

@previous (J)
I did go interview him, actually. :/

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,961

Image went missing@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
i call bullshit

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,962

@previous (J)
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