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Topic: Do women actually like Axe/Lynx body spray?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,114

I assume it always smells like shit.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #217,996

How would we know?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,001

Sorry. Do they think this stuff smells like good on men? The question was supposed to be "Do women actually like..."

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,002

ive heard many female complaints about axe, desite that commercial sayian the bitches flock to da axe.
i assume there taking advantage of forever alone fags.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,003

Burberry Brit ftw

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,004

That shit is pussy repellant. I know, cause I even tried a whole can once and still no chicks came to me in my room and asked to have sex.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #218,005

@previous (sluggy)
Sounds like a very scientific study.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #218,012

People tend to overdo it with Axe.

Real men wear Curve.

Also for me. Sometimes Axe = ghetto shower when I don't have time.

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #218,013

@218,004 (sluggy)
> tried a whole can once
LOL reminds of a friend I had. He would just spray most of a can on every fucking surface of his body and article of clothing he had while he was getting ready. We would go out to a bar with some friends, and no one wanted to get near him. I think the major problem with this stuff is that it's used by young guys who don't know what they are doing. Catching a whiff of cologne when you get close to someone is pleasing and can be sexy - having to find excuses not to be the car with someone who smells like 1000 air-fresheners just exploded on him is not.

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #218,014

Axe Phoenix ftw

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,027

Axe/Lynx makes you smell poor and/or nerdy

just shower & wear cologne, fuckwits

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,028

Chris Chan said that he used Axe instead of showering. Take from that what you will.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,041

I keep a can on stand-by for when I can't find cologne.
It smells terrible, but its better than nothing.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,043

Being locked in a room full of guys who bathed in this shit after every gym class was definitely not something I liked.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,052

@218,028 (J)

> Chris Chan said that he used Axe instead of showering. Take from that what you will.

God. His body odor would be bad enough. Imagine what his room smells like....

Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,100

I piss on myself. Women love it.

Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,103

Only if it smells like money.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,104

@previous (Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu)
Genius

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,413

Idiots, you know nothing.

I wear Lynx African, whenever I hit the pub or club.
I constantly get complements from women, who like my "aftershave".
If you can't afford aftershave (lol), but this. It's the next best thing.
I apply it to pits, torso, back and some on whatever jacket I'm wearing. It might sound a lot but I don't go overboard on the shit.

Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,587

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Wait, you're gay and you get hit on by chicks? That's gotta blow.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,603

@218,041 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
no
it's really not

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #218,606

@previous (R)

yarite? It takes what, 5 minutes to take a shower?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,722

@218,587 (Rogi~ !tiQBrOS.jo)

Not hit on exactly, most girls figure out in a few minutes that I'm not their cup of tea.
Saying that I still get compliments on how I smell.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,739

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
"You smell like shit" isn't a compliment, unless you're at a scat fetish retreat.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,746

@previous (sluggy)

Good one, I'm sure you have a lot of experience with that sort of thing.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,749

If you know women at all you will know they are shoppers first and foremost. It's how the female brain has been wired by evolution, you know, for gathering.

That having been said. Axe is too fucking cheap for women to like it. Women like designer fragrances: Eternity, Polo, Valentino, D&G. They shop, they know the prices of both so they conclude the more expensive is more impressive.

Sorry poorfags, there are legitimate evolutionary reasons why Women don't like you.

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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,788

In the book "Bonk", Mary Roach talks about experiments where they would measure blood flow to the vagina as well as measure vaginal secretions. They would then expose the subjects to various stimuli and see how they respond. Whenever they were exposed to the subtle smell of colognes and fragrances, it almost always reduced blood flow to the vagina, and turned off any vaginal secretions. In others words, colognes can be such a turn off, that they literally shrivel up and dry out the vagina.

Sometimes it's better to just not wear anything at all, and just your body's natural smell do the work. If you do wear cologne, less is more. A little goes a long way. Soak yourself and you're going to kill your chances. Even then, you have to be careful about how colognes mix with your body's chemistry. Even if you think it smells good on you, you might not smell good to other people in other circumstances.

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Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,795

@218,749 (T)

> Sorry poorfags, there are legitimate evolutionary reasons why Women don't like you.

> implying that people evolved to work with money

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,823

No, that shit smells like douche bags.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,827

@218,749 (T)

> Implying woman can tell how expensive a "designer" fragrance is by just smelling it.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,829

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Lol'd

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #218,833

@218,103 (Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu)
Amazing.
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