So we eat food off of two plates. She has a plate. I have a plate. Bitch eats her fuckin plate then goes for my fuckin plate. But lately it's worse. Fatso makes a grab for my plate before even starting her plate. I slap her fuckin bloated ham of a hand away, and she's the one that feels wronged. Boo hoo hoo, I'm pregnant and really really hungry, she says. Fuck off