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Topic: I started playing Halo: Combat Evolved for the first time.

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI started this discussion 1 year ago #121,046

Holy shit, the start of the game really tosses you into some serious shit.

Also, what the fuck? The holographic AI is named Cortana and this is a Microsoft game.

So, they just borrowed the name for their AI because they already had one?

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,324,069

Thank you for telling us

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,070

OMG JOssi!!! Congrats, sis, on finally diving into the world of HALO!!!! I'm literally SO stoked for you, Jossi!!!! You're about
to embark on a journey that'll leave you screaming "IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS, JOSSI!!!" just like Tucker would tell Caboose. I know, I know, Halo can be overwhelming at first, but trust me, Jossi, YOU GOT THIS!!! I've spent HUNDREDS of hours in the game
myself (okay, maybe more like THOUSANDS), and it's literally changed my life. Like, I'm not even kidding when I say that Halo
has helped me level up as a person (it's all about finding your purpose, Jossi!).

So, here's the deal: you gotta try out those assault rifles, 'cause "the sooner you start firing, the less time you'll have to
think." And don't even get me started on the Warthog - it's like, THE ultimate ride, girl! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jossi, where do I even start?" Relax, sis, just take it one match at a time. Don't worry if you die (like, a lot). Just keep getting back up and trying again. And for the love of all things Spartan, DON'T GET TOO CARRIED
AWAY WITH THE EXPLOSIONS (just kidding, Josi, have fun with them!).

Anyway, enough of my ramblings - I just want to see you crush it out there! Remember, "the only way to win is to let go"
(Tucker's wise words, obvs). You got this, Jossi!

Let's get this Halo party started, sis!!

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,074

> Holy shit, the start of the game really tosses you into some serious shit.
I know. I myself was shocked that this FPS game, in fact, involved shooting aliens.

Dana !N3luHurry2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,075

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Aliens?!?!?!?!!?

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,077

@1,324,070 (C)
Seriously, can you tell me why you think I'm Joshi?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,095

More like Gaylo amirite

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,099

@1,324,075 (Dana !N3luHurry2)
As in illegal aliens. You play as John Master Chief, a border guard. The game is actually an adaptation of Kimmo Alm's classic game, Utmeskiten.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,100

Halo is a cool guy. He fights metroids and doesn't afraid of anything.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,121

@1,324,099 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
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