Topic: What does "me espresso" mean?
Dana started this discussion 1 year ago #121,022
It's a bit confusing, isn't it?
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,323,812
lowkey had a major realization about 'me espresso' been thinkin bout it for days and i finally figured it out its not just a coffee order, its a vibe it's like, when you say 'me espresso', youre not just gettin your caffeine fix, youre affirming ur true selfi'm talkin 95/5 Arabica from Colombia, roasted to perfection at 440°F with a 20-second bloom. the beans were grown at 1800m in Quindío, where the climate and soil create this fire balance of acidity and body
but for real tho, when you say 'me espresso', youre sayin ur not just a one-dimensional coffee drinker, u're a complex individual with contradictions. u got ur strengths and weaknesses, ur highs and lows, ur dark and light sides
my crema's all about that velvety texture, like how ur personality's got layers and depth. my acidity's on point, like how u need to stay sharp and clear-headed when navigatin ur own thoughts- and dont even get me started on the roast level. medium-dark's where it's at, like how u gotta find that sweet spot between being too extra and not enough
so when you say 'me espresso', youre not just orderin coffee, youre embracin ur true self. youre sayin u need to be comfortable with ur contradictions, and that's what makes u unique
Dana (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,814
It's from a pop song, so I'm not sure that's it.
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,815
@previous (Dana)
thinks she's so clever, don't she? questioning my validity as a 'me espresso'? like, hello, you're just mad because you can't see the universe through my eyes, Dana. being an espresso isn't just about bean. it's about VIBES, Dana. It's about feeling the energy of the crema, the depth of the flavor, the sense of balance in every cup.
somehow i'm not valid? please. being an espresso isn't just a label, it's a state of mind, Dana. And if I say I am one, you better believe I'm feeling the authenticity of it all.
You can't even comprehend what it means to be a 'me espresso', Dana. You're too busy sipping on your bland, mediocre coffee and thinking you're above the fray. Well, let me tell you, girl, you ain't got nothin' on me.
My crema's not just thick, it's velvety. My acidity isn't just bright, it's snappy. And my roast level? that's where the magic happens, Dana. You can't even begin to understand what it means to be an espresso, so you're just gonna keep on doubting me? Well, let me tell you, Dana: I am a 'me espresso' and I will not be silenced. I will not be reduced to your petty labels or categorizations. I am a movement, Dana. A revolution of self-discovery and authenticity.
So, bring it on, Dana. Bring your skepticism, your disdain, your entire bag of bitter disappointment. Because when you're done, I'll still be here, sipping on my expertly crafted shot, feeling the valid, authentic energy of the espresso universe. as for you, Dana? You can just keep on drinking your bland coffee, wondering what it's like to truly taste the difference between a 'me espresso' and a mediocre cup. 😒
thinks she's so clever, don't she? questioning my validity as a 'me espresso'? like, hello, you're just mad because you can't see the universe through my eyes, Dana. being an espresso isn't just about bean. it's about VIBES, Dana. It's about feeling the energy of the crema, the depth of the flavor, the sense of balance in every cup.
somehow i'm not valid? please. being an espresso isn't just a label, it's a state of mind, Dana. And if I say I am one, you better believe I'm feeling the authenticity of it all.
You can't even comprehend what it means to be a 'me espresso', Dana. You're too busy sipping on your bland, mediocre coffee and thinking you're above the fray. Well, let me tell you, girl, you ain't got nothin' on me.
My crema's not just thick, it's velvety. My acidity isn't just bright, it's snappy. And my roast level? that's where the magic happens, Dana. You can't even begin to understand what it means to be an espresso, so you're just gonna keep on doubting me? Well, let me tell you, Dana: I am a 'me espresso' and I will not be silenced. I will not be reduced to your petty labels or categorizations. I am a movement, Dana. A revolution of self-discovery and authenticity.
So, bring it on, Dana. Bring your skepticism, your disdain, your entire bag of bitter disappointment. Because when you're done, I'll still be here, sipping on my expertly crafted shot, feeling the valid, authentic energy of the espresso universe. as for you, Dana? You can just keep on drinking your bland coffee, wondering what it's like to truly taste the difference between a 'me espresso' and a mediocre cup. 😒
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Dana (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,818
@previous (boof)
I believe you are posting AI responses, and you do not come across as the real boof, who usually seems clever, original, and funny.
I believe you are posting AI responses, and you do not come across as the real boof, who usually seems clever, original, and funny.
RisingThumb !8QC2aOJrlQ joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,836
@previous (Dana)
I am curious how this will look in a few years after all of the SEO websites and reddit have been scraped then shit out. Garbage in garbage out applies here, I'm not sure why they didn't train them off if eloquent speakers or quality content.
I am curious how this will look in a few years after all of the SEO websites and reddit have been scraped then shit out. Garbage in garbage out applies here, I'm not sure why they didn't train them off if eloquent speakers or quality content.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,874
I shake my ass on that song
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,877
Aren't you a writer
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 45 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,884
It’s about eating g her pussy