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Topic: Gooning is a disease [PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE]

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #121,020

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,323,788

Can someone hip with all the new lingo explain to me the nuanced differences between gooning and cooming? Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,793

@previous (B)
Cooming will get you to #2. Gooning will get you to #4.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,796

There used to be a subreddit called r/gooncaves and it was pretty scary sometimes

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,801

so the Something Awful forum users are now a verb

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,849

@previous (boof)
Yep, and the term “troon” which was used to describe transgender goons is now just randomly used outside of SA as a pejorative against trans people

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 45 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,850

Zizz buildup??????????????????
Sure in morning penis may be plugged from dried Jizz. Causes a mess when first piss in AM.
No way can Penis be plugged up from buildup when Jizz can shoot clear across the room or end up on blasting into Cervix.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,859

@previous (F)

> Zizz buildup??????????????????
> Sure in morning penis may be plugged from dried Jizz. Causes a mess when first piss in AM.
> No way can Penis be plugged up from buildup when Jizz can shoot clear across the room or end up on blasting into Cervix.

Musings from an 80 Year Old Man

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,861

i wish this diagram was true, shooting pellets of dried cum at people would be quite kino.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,882

What is that slot in the virgin penis for

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,901

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> he doesnt know what the penis slot is for
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