Topic: Kook, if you were my wife...
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,961 ...I would put poison in your tea.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,323,178 If I was your wife I'd drink it blah blah blah get an original joke faggot
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 13 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,179 @previous (B)
> If I was* your wife...
*If I
were your wife. Thanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 14 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,180 @previous (C)
Of yous was his wife*
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,209 Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,210 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a womanAnonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,211 @1,323,209 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman
Damn lol
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,216 Why bully kook?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,244 If kook was my wife I would grease up her body and power fuck her every night while she tells me her philosophies on life. I would shoot massive amounts of sperm in her direction!
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,246 @1,323,179 (C)
Based and subjunctive pilled.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,252 @1,323,216 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I was hoping she'd reply with "If I were
your wife, I would drink it."
Purportedly a witty exchange between Mary Astor and Winston Churchill. Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago , 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,253 @1,323,209 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman
Sadly, true.
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