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Topic: Kook, if you were my wife...

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,961

...I would put poison in your tea.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,323,178

If I was your wife I'd drink it blah blah blah get an original joke faggot

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,179

@previous (B)

> If I was* your wife...

*If I were your wife. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,180

@previous (C)

Of yous was his wife*

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,209

Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,210

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,211

@1,323,209 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman

Damn lol

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,216

Why bully kook?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,244

If kook was my wife I would grease up her body and power fuck her every night while she tells me her philosophies on life. I would shoot massive amounts of sperm in her direction!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,246

@1,323,179 (C)
Based and subjunctive pilled.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,252

@1,323,216 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I was hoping she'd reply with "If I were your wife, I would drink it."

Purportedly a witty exchange between Mary Astor and Winston Churchill.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,253

@1,323,209 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Luckily for humanity, you will never pair up with a woman

Sadly, true.
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