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Topic: Catherine invaded my dream

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,959

Catherine invaded my dream last night, and appeared as a character.

Here are the things Catherine did:

  • Became convinced she was a prophet and that a children's cartoon was the message vector
  • Kept sending me formal messages on Reddit about it
  • Became obsessed with a specific brand of apple juice and kept trying to force people to drink it (the apple juice tasted like piss)
  • Thought voices in her head were saying to shoot up the school, but the principle had confiscated her guns
  • Got mad when I called her "he"


That is all, thanks

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 56 minutes later[^] [v] #1,323,181

I would love to dream about minichan.net characters

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,182

Please use the correct pronouns in your story

He/him/his

Thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,184

@previous (C)

Pronouns are imaginary anyway

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,187

@previous (A)
Yes, but you give him hope that everyone will use the female pronouns for him.

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,199

What an odd thing to dream about.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,208

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
> Became obsessed with a specific brand of apple juice
Betting the brand name was Apple Valley.
"But, according to Wikipedia, by 1902 the area was already known for its apples. Some orchard owners sold apple juice at stands with signs advertising "Apple Juice from Apple Valley."

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,212

@previous (E)
What a weird thing to obsess over.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,217

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
Excuse me buttttt. Not once have you been a subject of my dreams. Of course your unique lifestyle has given me a few laffs.
Shock your family by dressing up as a man for Halloween.

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,218

@previous (E)
You obsess over everyone, ya old fool.
25 straight years of obsessing over some fat fuck who thinks he’s Gordon Ramsey.
Looking into where I live is pretty creepy.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,220

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
> You obsess over everyone, ya old fool.
You're 30 and can't even figure out what sex you are. I am most pleased for you to call me what you choose to call me.
Why don't you tell OP you will be happy to be his next wet dream.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,223

@previous (E)

Ew no thanks

!tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,225

@previous (A)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,506

Catherine made this thread.

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,533

@1,323,220 (E)
My birth certificate says female. I'm pretty sure I figured out what my gender was a long time ago.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,554

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
Wow so you changed your drivers license to make it say that.
Even You know for a fact a DNA test on you, would prove that what the license says is WRONG.
I totally support your right to call yourself a Racoon if you want to. Not a living soul will believe you're.

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,571

@previous (E)
Did I say "driver's license" any where in that post, retard?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,572

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
Shocked just Shocked I made a Mistrake.

Korrected: Wow so you changed your "Birth Certificate" to make it say that.
Even You know for a fact a DNA test on you, would prove that what the birth certificate says is WRONG.
I totally support your right to call yourself a Racoon if you want to. Not a living soul will believe you're.

Also I support you calling me a "retard" Given it cums from a Gender Bender such as you.

(Edited 10 minutes later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 58 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,578

@previous (E)
Why are you like this?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,581

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
There is a backstory where He has invited this upon himself. He knows Exactly what that is

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,582

@1,323,571 (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
Society doesn't let you drive?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,585

@previous (H)

> Society doesn't let you drive?

Given he has to spend 2 hours on the road just to connect with work and home -

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,586

@previous (E)
There are many street-legal vehicles that do not require a license.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,589

@previous (H)
Today it's 97 degrees and high desert winds, so one would do poorly without a cars protection.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 52 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,591

@previous (E)
As if Cat/Josi is known for making good decisions?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,592

@previous (H)
Given he has one full decade of Jr College education - One would expect more.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,594

@1,323,581 (E)
You constantly poke at her. It makes you look extremely petty

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,597

@1,323,591 (H)
Wait, when the fuck did I become Joshi?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,598

@1,323,594 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I said there is a back story you're unaware OF!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,600

@previous (E)
I don't think any kind of backstory could make your behavior look reasonable

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,612

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I don't think any kind of backstory could make your behavior look reasonable

Now you have it "I don't think"
Leaving NO room for possibilities is not like you at all.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,708

@1,323,598 (E)

> I said there is a back story you're unaware OF!

So what is the back story?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,934

@1,323,612 (E)
This is making you look more petty

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,935

@1,323,597 (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
I like how nobody answered this. Seriously, when did I suddenly become Joshi?

Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,969

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
What's this "back story" Syntax is talking about? What did you do to him?

La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,971

@previous (I)
Back story?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,973

@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
One example can be found in an "Ordinary" example.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,004

@previous (E)
You have nothing

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,006

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I have published Proof

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,007

@previous (E)
You have published proof that Catherine has slighted you in the past?

Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 29 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,008

@1,324,006 (E)
Then tell us. What's the back story?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,009

@1,324,007 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Very Very Very recently - Nor is it a simple slight!
Two faced - Dishonest - I suppose I should rite it off do to hormones.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,019

@previous (E)
Post it

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,025

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It IS Posted. I am not about to give you the link because it just adds to the traffic.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,027

@previous (E)
So you're lying. Got it

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,028

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Now now - Of course I am not lying. I would expect you to be more creative - I totally understand your need to be His White Knight.
Calling me a liar is just NOT going to cut it.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,029

@previous (E)
You are a liar. You could show whatever "evidence " you have to just me and prove me wrong

But you won't and you know why

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,324,032

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Net Playtime is over cause it's time to hit the Ocean a Blue.
I don't think you have my email addy. Perhaps you can ask a mod to pass your email addy along to me.
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